It’s Time For The Ho Down and Who Killed It Better!
NorthJersey.Com’s writer VIRGINIA ROHAN has neatly tidied up the story lines thus far for whereabouts and twitter plots for us in a single article with the help from Tom Murro. It appears Tom and Virginia are keeping close tabs on the filming functions and production planned plots. Lets rub our palms together with this good read.
What I like most about this article, is that Virginia is not just making stuff up. She is clearly commenting on events taking place and not shaping it into supposed salacious stories like a few others. 😉 It appears there are readers out there who need someone to connect the dots for them leading them down dark paths of faux reality. We should remember that the faux reality of this series IS the plot lines. No way in hell would the cast members engage in staged events if it were not for the Bravo paycheck and a chance to hawk some products. That is the reality of it.
No single cast member is better than the other when they ALL sign on the dotted line to be the subject of ridicule, set ups and financial/marital problems exposed. Especially since the last 2 seasons. If lessons are not learned, then they are completely on board and the viewers are the fools for being so invested.
Below are a few excerpts and you MUST select the link below to read it all. (3 pages)
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Want to get your chuckle on? Watch Teresa Giudice from “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” try to explain the contents/ingredients(es) of her new “Milania” hair care products. All I know is that the product makes your hair “Amazing” due to truffle oil per Teresa. Seriously, this never gets old. Someone needs to get her a teleprompter stat!
Today, “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” reunion is taping for season 3 but remember Radaronline said it was already filmed and reported on, wait for it.. AUGUST 7 2012!!!! What about these juicy bits:
“Taylor Armstrong was forced to watch footage in which she was extremely intoxicated, and she again, vehemently denied that she has a drinking problem. Taylor refused to dish on the new man in her life and got extremely defensive when Brandi Glanville, criticized her for dating so soon after Russell’s suicide.”
Well folks, Money can buy you some new hair and LuAnn has done just that! I have been looking at the polls and the majority of the pollsters are not digging LuAnn’s new look. Well a girl can always try right? Lets try a few polls to see how you all think about some of LuAnn’s latest endeavors..
Real Housewives of Atlanta‘s Kim Zolciak gives Life & Style an exclusive first look at her new son! “It’s unimaginable — I’m so blessed, so lucky,” the star gushes to Life & Style about her first son, Kroy Jagger, or K.J., as the family affectionately call him. “I’m just so crazy in love with K.J. – I’m always kissing his big old lips.”
Kim and her partner, Atlanta Falcons defensive end Kroy Biermann, welcomed their bundle of joy into the world on May 31. “The actual delivery itself was very private, very personal,” Kim reveals to Life & Style. “To be in such a happy place with Kroy there, it was definitely very emotional. It couldn’t have been more perfect.”
Tonight on “Real Housewives of New Jersey”, we continue with the Melissa and Teresa sit down to try and make amends?
Teresa and Melissa attempt to make peace, after which some of the gang journey to the Catskills. Back in the Garden State, Kathy savors the flavor of scouting for restaurants and Melissa prepares for a holiday dance recital. This spins into motion a family reunion—and it won’t include Teresa. (wearing fur hats)
I have already seen comments on other blogs and twitter on how the commercials show Melissa going after Teresa for her financial issues which is misleading. I have seen other promo’s where Teresa led into that conversation confronting Melissa on how Joe’s owes plumbers for completed work and had said, “I have been shown the bills”. Why would Teresa need to inloved herself into her brothers financial issue’s if they do exist or not? So far Joe and Melissa have remained mum on Teresa’s financial issue’s and have not commented on the show so far. We will see where this takes us tonight folks..
Ok Folks.. I read Jay Mohr blogs.. what a dueche.. He is not balanced in his thoughts and after he annihilates Melissa and Joe but carefully tells us Joe is Zexy and I think Jay wants to do this dude and will tell them that their kids are beautiful..Maybe Jay wants to come out of the hetero closet? Ugh Jay.. I see right through you camel toe dude.. You have a condition called I am loyal to last years bad ass, bad behavior person of the year.. and now you don’t like the new peeps. You so transparent and your comments are way to biased. As much as you slam the new Gorga’s, you have nothing to say about the Giudices except for fur.. ugh.. I see right through your camel toe Mr. And its WIDE!!! Jay.. are you sporting your womans camel toe? Oh Chit.. that’s “Real Housewives of New York” and not Jersey.. Ok We see right through your Parkway.. I still recognize your toe.. WAIT!! I forgot!! you got no toe.. your low hanging fruit is telling… deep and wide like a bat out of hell is gonna swing away for a home run.. Your Low Hanging fruit is not so sweet.. Its bitter like grandma’s grapefruit.. also it gives me the runs..
Yeah.. i'm an asshole I have no clue..
So we start off this show with Caroline starting her new gig.. Myself I don’t like a lot of in your face advice and now Caroline will enter her new life with a new gig on a radio show to share her life lessons.. If you get Caroline.. you will love the show.. She tawks heavy in your face and is quite abrasive.. but if your Jersey.. you may like it.. I am from Jersey.. and I am on the fence.. Caroline has good intentions.
Tonight on a new episode of “Real Housewives of New Jersey”, Caroline decides to further the opportunity of a job and takes to the airwaves with her new radio show.
Meanwhile, the Gorga siblings attempt to settle their differences, but they invariably stir up more tension; and Jacqueline plays referee in a face-off between Teresa and Melissa.
Tonight, Andy Cohen and Giuliana Rancic host the 60th annual gala, “Miss USA Pageant” featuring 51 young women competing for honors in swimsuit, interview and evening-wear categories. Miss USA 2010 Rima Fakih crowns her successor at Las Vegas’ Planet Hollywood Resort and Casino. Kelly Osbourne provides color commentary.
Immediately after the USA pageant, Andy and Giuliana will race over to their set to record a live episode of “Watch What Happens Live”. During the show, we will get a sneak peek of Britney Spears video “I wanna go” video also endorsed by Britney herself on twitter.
Holy KRIKE!!! Brava says camera’s were NOT rolling when the brawl in Punta Cana broke out! Not sure what the means.. dudes beat up said that cast members & producers were over served.. Doesnt mean camera’s were running and no need for initial release forms for anyone. This is gonna git inneresting!!!
Bravo’s Statement:
“Bravo has not seen a copy of the complaint so we cannot comment on the specifics. We can, however correct the misstatements that were reported. The Real Housewives of New Jersey was NOT taping at the time the incident occurred. We believe that the settlement agreements both the plaintiffs and their lawyers previously negotiated and signed will be enforced and these claims are completely without merit.”
The Post is reporting on the newly filed lawsuits on Bravo and Bravo’s Real Housewives of New Jersey cast members. Here are the deets:
The “Real Housewives of New Jersey” are in hot water after allegedly beating up a cop while vacationing in the Dominican Republic.
Several members of the cast have been accused of beating up and injuring an Illinois cop and his cousin earlier this year during a raucous brawl at a posh Punta Cana resort, according to two lawsuits made public today.
Adolfo Arreola, who works for the University of Illinois at Chicago’s police department, suffered a broken arm, blurred vision, cuts and bruises after some members of the cast “savagely beat, kicked, punched, scratched, jumped” on him, The Chicago Tribune reported.
LEFT: Joe Guidice and Teresa Giudice attend the "Real Housewives of New Jersey" Season 3 viewing and "Fabulicious" Cookbook launch party at Tribeca Night Club on May 16, 2011 in Fort Lee, New Jersey. RIGHT: Adolfo Arreola's injuries in a photo provided by Arreola. Arreola and his cousin, Jason Gomez, were allegedly attacked and beaten in February by the cast from the reality TV show the Real Housewives of New Jersey while the show was filming in the Dominican Republic. (Left: Photo by Dave Kotinsky/Getty Images | Right: Photo courtesy Adolfo Arreola)
He also claims that a glass was smashed over his head.
Arreola’s cousin, Jason Gomez, suffered a broken leg and a torn MCL in the melee, according to the newspaper.
The cousins both filed lawsuits in New York and Miami alleging that they and their families were at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino bar on Feb. 23 when Teresa Giudice sprayed champagne on Arreola’s mother-in-law.
After Arreola said he confronted Giudice, he was attacked by cast members that included her husband, Joe, and Albert and Christopher Manzo, the sons of cast member Caroline Manzo.
In the suits, Arreola and Gomez allege that that the cast and crew had been served “excessive amounts of alcohol” at the bar and became “intoxicated, belligerent and rowdy.”
Bravo, the cable channel that airs the show, is named in the complaint.
Real Housewives of New Jersey moves tonight to a Sunday time slot at 10:00 pm est following the first part of “The Real Housewives of Orange County” airing at 9:00 pm est. RHOC will be a two parter and I am not posting any previews since Bravo has like 5 different teasers already here.
On tonights RHONY episode, Teresa encounters her brother for the first time since the tumultuous christening. Elsewhere, Melissa tries to fulfill her dream of being a pop star. Caroline plans to offer matronly advice on the radio and Jacqueline’s daughter plots to get a car.
I dont think I will be able to recap this episode so if they are any takers let me know!
Caroline Manzo tries to fill the void of her kids leaving the nest.
Well well well.. it turns out that after last nights episode of “Watch What Happens Live” with Peggy Tanous ( vs Alexis Bellino) is so telling in Andy Cohens new mantra to unleash on his sacred ‘House Wives” he used to protect and only use guest’s to unleash the Cracken to make them look silly, he has changed his silly ways to make others looks truly silly.
Now the way too silly Kim G (Granatell) somehow got her panties in a twist DEEP with words that were not spoken on “Watch What Happens Live” or on Twitter but gossip! Kim G being a person who takes no prisoner in the granny world like …. ‘Dont steal my knitting tools.. or. Don’t steal my Geritol kind of fashion got ALL over Andy Cohen’s ass tonight for gossip “whispered from my moles” and other chit took it too TWITTER!!
MY FAVORITE KIND!!! Ok, hopefully I have layed enough land for you guys to realize the tweets wont reveal the issue but its salacious enough to blog about when even Andy confirmed the Kim G’s suspicions when he asked her to lighten up! I FLOVE THIS STUFF!!! Don’t ask me if Andy’s remarks are on twitter.. NO Don’t ask me if Andy remarks were on WWHL, NO. It’s a mole who passed info and ended up on twitter.. (rubbing hands together.)
FU Andy.. I can buy you and sell you like yesterdays "Flaming" shoe.. huh?
The wives’ Thanksgiving is not only stuffed with lots of bull chit but also with drama, resentment and regret.
Divisions mark Turkey Day when Teresa presides over a “friendsgiving” feast for only Jacqueline, Caroline and their families. Conversely, the Gorgas host a separate get-together with the Wakiles which to me, from viewing the promo’s, looks like a much better time!
The latest series of hit reality show ‘The Real Housewives of Atlanta’ has not yet hit TV screens – but a new member is already causing controversy. For it has emerged that Marlo Hampton has a long criminal track record and was snapped for seven different mugshots between 1999 and 2003. – HSD / Splash News
It has emerged that Marlo Hampton has a long criminal record and had seven different mugshots taken between 1999 and 2003.
Hampton, who is engaged to NFL player Charles Grant, was booked on a string of different charges by the Hillsborough County Sheriff’s Department while living in Tampa, Florida.
She has been arrested for aggravated battery with great bodily harm, probation violations, buying items with a worthless cheque and possession of a firearm.
Hampton, 35, said: ‘I am not ashamed of my past as that has helped me become a better woman today.
‘We all have a past and my hard-knock childhood in and out of the foster care system is a reflection on a bigger issue we are faced with here in America, a broken foster care system.
‘My present charge in life is to live with God in my heart and help young women especially from the foster care system avoid the challenges I faced.’
And Drita’s kids are luckily adhering to their mother’s advice. “Aleeya had an incident when she first moved here — girls not wanting to be nice to her. She came home crying,” remembers Drita. But Aleeya didn’t raise her fist. “She actually said, ‘I was so mad that it was so hurtful, but I remember you said ignore them and I did.’ I was so proud of her because I was in kindergarten when I punched a kid in the face.”
“When people say mean things to you, you have to feel sorry for them and pray for them to be a better person at night,” Drita always reminds her kids.
But Drita still fears that Aleeya’s emotions could cause her problems down the road, because that’s exactly what happened to her father, Lee D’avanzo. “Why I want to get my daughter help in therapy is because my husband had anger issues with the fact that the feds killed his father,” explains Drita. “He immediately had a hatred towards the law. His mother said he became a totally different person when he woke up.”
“Not that that’s Aleeya’s case,” continues Drita. “She can get angry at the world because her father’s not around,” but she keeps it all inside.
Drita just doesn’t want to see her daughter ever react like Drita does under pressure. “The last incident that I had just went to show me that really I could just end up in jail,” says Drita referring to the season finale fight where blood is drawn. “These kids have no business not having both parents around”
“Do I overdrink? No. I drink with responsibility,” Ramona told In the Mixx at a recent event for Hamptons Magazine at the Southampton Social Club. “I drink with a beautiful dinner. I would rather have my one or two glasses of Pinot Grigio than dessert which is 700 calories.”
Though she admits her name has become synonymous with the white wine, she’s using that to her advantage with her own line, Ramona Pinot Grigio.
And besides, the 54-year-old explains, drinking comes with being a Real Housewife.
“All I can say is, we’re filmed in social events. If you look at anytime I have a drink in my hand, look what LuAnn [de Lesseps] is drinking. The other people are drinking,” Ramona said. “The only person who doesn’t drink is Jill [Zarin]. She only drinks Diet Coke – and you wonder why? But anyway, all the other Housewives shows – they’re all drinking.”
Does it bother her that her costars, like Jill, have said they worry about her drinking? Or that she’s portrayed on the show as always wanting a glass of her beloved wine?
“I actually said to Bravo, I called them up I said, ‘Wait, is the story line so bad you have to make [my drinking] a story line? Because you know I don’t have a drinking problem,’ ” she said.
She also noted: “I’ve been on the show for four years. How can I have five businesses, be married 19 years, have a daughter who’s a straight-A student? I cannot even be a … functioning alcoholic if I had all of this stuff going on. It would be impossible. Do you ever see me fall down on TV? Do you ever see me slur my speech? Absolutely not. Do I have a drink or two with dinner? Absolutely.”
And that, according to her husband Mario, is good for business.
“You know what? It promotes the Pinot Grigio,” he says of the frequency of Real Housewives footage of Ramona drinking. “So if they want to make a big deal about it … that’s [fine].”
Hello peeps.. I have to take some time off to enjoy myself and have some fun! I wont be recapping this week but please let me give you some directions for some good recaps and salicious news!
If any of the other bloggers here want to carry on!! MAZEL!!
He we go peeps! A new “Real Housewives of New Jersey” spin-off show!! What we have been waiting for! We get more Manzo people if you care to have the hankering. Albie and Chris Manzo, the twenty-something brothers on The Real Housewives of New Jersey, are now turning out the latest spin-off of the “Real Housewives of New Jersey” and maybe Teresa will be mad? I always thought she had Bethenny Frankel dreams.
The Manzo boys who one failed law school but had all the star qualities according to family members which they claim to have the looks and brains to be a star, and the other Manzo, Chris who takes dates to ‘Medieval Times’ who has been working hard in the Brownstone now leaving the sheltered life in his mothers clutch for the life a bachelor life in Hoboken, where they moved this past November. Mama Manzo loves her boys and will be Shtick as Shtieves to block all evil eyes in the way of her sons directions or success.
The show will be called “Boys to Manzo” and was plugged in a small ad during the new episode of Real Housewives on Monday night.
We do have a new episode tonight for “Real Housewives of New Jersey”! Jacqueline is haunted by her past as her relationship with her daughter continues to weaken. More drama in the Ashley department. Meanwhile, life dramas impact Caroline’s sons. Teresa attempts to reconcile with Melissa and Kathy defends herself in a conversation with Caroline.
Ratings dipped slightly for episode 2 and I am eager to see how tonight’s show fares.
5/24 Real Housewives of New Jersey (BRAVO, 9pm) – 2.739 million viewers
– 1.9/3 HH
– 1.4/4 A18-49
5/17 Real Housewives of New Jersey (BRAVO, 9pm) – 2.872 million viewers
– 2.0/3 HH
– 1.5/4 A18-49
In Monday’s (May 23) episode, the women found themselves reunited after last episode’s christening disaster at the Posche fashion show. By the way, can someone explain to us how that’s fashion? And how many animals will have to give their lives to make these Jersey chicks look so cheap? We digress.
New housewife and Teresa’s cousin, Kathy Wakile, decided to have a word with Teresa at the event and it blew up. We have to say she came at it with an accusatory tone, but someone’s going to have to let their ego go if this family is to make up.
Well folks, Money can buy you some new hair and LuAnn has done just that! I have been looking at the polls and the majority of the pollsters are not digging LuAnn’s new look. Well a girl can always try right? Lets try a few polls to see how you all think about some of LuAnn’s latest endeavors.. 
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