Keeping Up With The #RHONJ! All The Current Deets And Story Lines Tidied Up In A Jersey Timeline #TVTIME101

It’s Time For The Ho Down and Who Killed It Better!

NorthJersey.Com’s writer VIRGINIA ROHAN has neatly tidied up the story lines thus far for whereabouts and twitter plots for us in a single article with the help from Tom Murro.  It appears Tom and Virginia are keeping close tabs on the filming functions and production planned plots.  Lets rub our palms together with this good read.

What I like most about this article, is that Virginia is not just making stuff up.   She is clearly commenting on events taking place and not shaping it into supposed salacious stories like a few others.  😉  It appears there are readers out there who need someone to connect the dots for them leading them down dark paths of faux reality.  We should remember that the faux reality of this series IS the plot lines.  No way in hell would the cast members engage in staged events if it were not for the Bravo paycheck and a chance to hawk some products.  That is the reality of it.

No single cast member is better than the other when they ALL sign on the dotted line to be the subject of ridicule, set ups and financial/marital problems exposed.  Especially since the last 2 seasons.  If lessons are not learned, then they are completely on board and the viewers are the fools for being so invested.

Below are a few excerpts and you MUST select the link below to read it all.  (3 pages)

MORE*** UPDATES** Law Suits Filed on Real Housewives of New Jersey and Bravo for the Punta Cana Brawl!

Holy KRIKE!!!  Brava says camera’s were NOT rolling when the brawl in Punta Cana broke out!  Not sure what the means..   dudes beat up said that cast members & producers were over served..    Doesnt mean camera’s were running and no need for initial release forms for anyone.   This is gonna git inneresting!!!

 

 

Bravo’s Statement:

 

“Bravo has not seen a copy of the complaint so we cannot comment on the specifics. We can, however correct the misstatements that were reported. The Real Housewives of New Jersey was NOT taping at the time the incident occurred. We believe that the settlement agreements both the plaintiffs and their lawyers previously negotiated and signed will be enforced and these claims are completely without merit.”

 

 

 

The Post is reporting on the newly filed lawsuits on Bravo and Bravo’s Real Housewives of New Jersey cast members.    Here are the deets:

The “Real Housewives of New Jersey” are in hot water after allegedly beating up a cop while vacationing in the Dominican Republic.

Several members of the cast have been accused of beating up and injuring an Illinois cop and his cousin earlier this year during a raucous brawl at a posh Punta Cana resort, according to two lawsuits made public today.

Adolfo Arreola, who works for the University of Illinois at Chicago’s police department, suffered a broken arm, blurred vision, cuts and bruises after some members of the cast “savagely beat, kicked, punched, scratched, jumped” on him, The Chicago Tribune reported.

LEFT: Joe Guidice and Teresa Giudice attend the "Real Housewives of New Jersey" Season 3 viewing and "Fabulicious" Cookbook launch party at Tribeca Night Club on May 16, 2011 in Fort Lee, New Jersey. RIGHT: Adolfo Arreola's injuries in a photo provided by Arreola. Arreola and his cousin, Jason Gomez, were allegedly attacked and beaten in February by the cast from the reality TV show the Real Housewives of New Jersey while the show was filming in the Dominican Republic. (Left: Photo by Dave Kotinsky/Getty Images | Right: Photo courtesy Adolfo Arreola)

 He also claims that a glass was smashed over his head.

Arreola’s cousin, Jason Gomez, suffered a broken leg and a torn MCL in the melee, according to the newspaper.

The cousins both filed lawsuits in New York and Miami alleging that they and their families were at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino bar on Feb. 23 when Teresa Giudice sprayed champagne on Arreola’s mother-in-law.

After Arreola said he confronted Giudice, he was attacked by cast members that included her husband, Joe, and Albert and Christopher Manzo, the sons of cast member Caroline Manzo.

In the suits, Arreola and Gomez allege that that the cast and crew had been served “excessive amounts of alcohol” at the bar and became “intoxicated, belligerent and rowdy.”

Bravo, the cable channel that airs the show, is named in the complaint.

A Bravo spokesman declined comment.

Is Teresa Trying to Out-Danielle Danielle?

Goodness gracious, Teresa’s burning bridges faster than she can spend money these days. I wonder if she knew they were going to photograph both her and Melissa in similar dresses? Oooh, look, they matched the ampersand in the logo to Melissa’s dress, not Teresa’s! Someone’s bias is showing…

Let’s all take a moment right now, though, and offer up a prayer to your favorite deity, asking that we never have to see Teresa on a pole.

R’Amen, and may your toast always be garlicked.

Why Watch at Home when You Could Watch with Teresa (for just a little cash, natch)?

Just think, while everyone else is sitting at home wallowing in the crazy-fest that is the Real Housewives of New Jersey, you could be in the same room with T-Pain herself, quite possibly walking away with your very own shiner if you hurl your insults just so. And all of this can be yours for the low, low price of $75. But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get an hour at an open bar, hors d’oevres, fashion shows (?), celebrity surprises (double ?), and an autographed photo, which I assume will be suitable for framing.

I’m a Frickin’ Frackin’ Fortune Teller, Y’all!

I knew it! A party planning show it shall be. Come on, now, everyone line up and I’ll tell you your future, too. It’s only $20 for the first five minutes and $9.99 for each minute after. If you would like your reading complete with an electronic cigarette, there will be an extra $10 charge.

HOLY CHIT BATMAN!! Real Housewives of New Jersey Teresa Giudice Got Punched In The Face!!

IT WAS ONLY CHAMPANGE U HUUAARREEE!!!

The Real Housewives of New Jersey’s Teresa Giudice is known for causing a scene, and that’s just what she did while vacationing with the cast in the Dominican Republic last month – leading the star to be punched in the face and several of her cast mates in police custody!

RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned Teresa was the reason behind the February 23 bar brawl at the Hard Rock in Punta Cana and it was her playful antics that didn’t sit well with at least one bar patron in particular.

“It was late, they were on vacation, and she was just having fun,” said a show insider.

“She opened the champagne and just started spraying it everywhere and it went all over this woman near her.”

According to the source, the drenched woman’s husband did not take kindly to the rowdy group and physically attacked Teresa.

“It was crazy, he got really angry and punched Teresa in the face!”

Some New Jersey Tweet Action

This unholy Housewife-free month is slowing us all down so let’s get a shot of Jersey to tide us over until the ladies of the OC return. I have no idea what happened as described above (not my tweets) but it sounds very camera-worthy. Anyone know where these ladies are this week? I’m assuming Atlantic City but will update if I find differently. And even if we don’t know who all was there, I’m pretty comfortable going with Teresa as the glass smasher. I know, big stretch, right? If you know more, hit us up in the comments.

QUICK UPDATE – The ladies are in the Dominican Republic this week. That’s pretty ballsy doing something like that in a foreign country.

TMZ is reporting on this and it sure looks like they hardly changed up these tweets. Sheesh, don’t y’all get paid for this? Well, I for one think it’s effing awesome that I have the same sources at TMZ. Movin’ on up, bitches!

Multiple cast members on “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” were involved in a bar fight at a Hard Rock Hotel in the Dominican Republic this week … TMZ has learned.

Sources involved in the situation tell us … a couple of castmembers were hanging out at a bar inside the Hard Rock around 1:00 AM Wednesday morning when they got into a heated argument with a male patron.

We’re told someone involved in the argument grabbed a drinking glass and smashed it over the man’s head … and the guy was hurt so badly, he needed immediate medical attention.

So far, it’s unclear which cast members were involved in the fight — but we’re told Teresa and Caroline had been spotted at the Hard Rock that night.

A rep from Bravo had no comment on the situation.

Escaped and On the Loose: Andy Cohen’s Mouth

Quick, no one, catch it! I rather enjoy this new Andy, all mouthy and opinionated. First he (very) publicly trashed Heidi after she tried to to get herself a talk-on role as a Beverly Hills Housewife and now he’s gone ahead and said out loud what we’ve all known for awhile. Combined with his hour long FU to Allison Dubois last night, Andy’s on a mighty roll.

Bet This Will Make You Appreciate Grandma Wrinkles’ Smooth, Smooth Skin

Rumor has it Dina’s television comeback will be through a ______ show. Yeah, I’m gonna make you click it! You don’t think I do this for free, do you? Okay, I do, but just click the damn link, okay? Think of it as a little virtual hug for your favorite sparkly cat.

Dina Manzo Hints at a TV Comeback

Dina fans, it looks like you might be one step closer to getting your rejoicing on.