This happens to me all the time with my dang animals. They are so animalistic of the music kind. My ears bleed and the neighbor dogs go hog wild.. and then we have this. A dog trying to get an audition for American Idol and I am now $5,000.00 knee deep in expenses for grooming and ball tucking. The procedure to pin back this dogs ear's is worse than Hei […]
Well every time I have think I have seen it all, a hairy bear tells me different. If you told me a bear shits in the woods ONLY I would normally believe you but somehow I think now that Bears shits in toilets and wanted a bidet to get all fresh like the rest of us. This bear waves so frantically at the passer byes and I want to have spa time with this bear. […]
Who hasn't thought about waving around a dead friend partying all night until he turns blue while we all get our drink on while toasting our friend? NOT ME!! Who does this shit? Unless I was on many hits of acid that I saw cola's all through the night and vision of me dancing with this stiff? Hope I didn't make out with this stiff. Less more?I […]
Well folks, Money can buy you some new hair and LuAnn has done just that! I have been looking at the polls and the majority of the pollsters are not digging LuAnn’s new look. Well a girl can always try right? Lets try a few polls to see how you all think about some of LuAnn’s latest endeavors..
Real Housewives of Atlanta‘s Kim Zolciak gives Life & Style an exclusive first look at her new son! “It’s unimaginable — I’m so blessed, so lucky,” the star gushes to Life & Style about her first son, Kroy Jagger, or K.J., as the family affectionately call him. “I’m just so crazy in love with K.J. – I’m always kissing his big old lips.”
Kim and her partner, Atlanta Falcons defensive end Kroy Biermann, welcomed their bundle of joy into the world on May 31. “The actual delivery itself was very private, very personal,” Kim reveals to Life & Style. “To be in such a happy place with Kroy there, it was definitely very emotional. It couldn’t have been more perfect.”
Tonight on “Real Housewives of New Jersey”, we continue with the Melissa and Teresa sit down to try and make amends?
Teresa and Melissa attempt to make peace, after which some of the gang journey to the Catskills. Back in the Garden State, Kathy savors the flavor of scouting for restaurants and Melissa prepares for a holiday dance recital. This spins into motion a family reunion—and it won’t include Teresa. (wearing fur hats)
I have already seen comments on other blogs and twitter on how the commercials show Melissa going after Teresa for her financial issues which is misleading. I have seen other promo’s where Teresa led into that conversation confronting Melissa on how Joe’s owes plumbers for completed work and had said, “I have been shown the bills”. Why would Teresa need to inloved herself into her brothers financial issue’s if they do exist or not? So far Joe and Melissa have remained mum on Teresa’s financial issue’s and have not commented on the show so far. We will see where this takes us tonight folks..
Tonight on a new episode of “Real Housewives of New Jersey”, Caroline decides to further the opportunity of a job and takes to the airwaves with her new radio show.
Meanwhile, the Gorga siblings attempt to settle their differences, but they invariably stir up more tension; and Jacqueline plays referee in a face-off between Teresa and Melissa.
Tonight, Andy Cohen and Giuliana Rancic host the 60th annual gala, “Miss USA Pageant” featuring 51 young women competing for honors in swimsuit, interview and evening-wear categories. Miss USA 2010 Rima Fakih crowns her successor at Las Vegas’ Planet Hollywood Resort and Casino. Kelly Osbourne provides color commentary.
Immediately after the USA pageant, Andy and Giuliana will race over to their set to record a live episode of “Watch What Happens Live”. During the show, we will get a sneak peek of Britney Spears video “I wanna go” video also endorsed by Britney herself on twitter.
Ok now that all done, Carly has a Thursday night show after “Watch What Happens Live” and its a Radio call in show and tonight it was once again hosted by Lynn Hudson because Carly loves her blog http://lynnnchicago101.wordpress.com/
I did call in tonight and had maybe a minute and a half but I really skewered my comments to the topic that really is sandpaper on a delicate bottom. Hey!! Its my opinion!!
Hope this episode, Cindy finds her teeth where she placed her hangers, LuMann finds some humility (doubt it), Alex finds her voice, Sonja finds her undies, Jill finds an ounce of truth and Ramona find the Pinot LuMann stole from her suitcase.
Tonight on Real Housewives, the ladies wake to their final hours in Morocco. Packing is the order of the day, but Jill and Ramona find time to try to patch up their hot mess of a relationship. Before long, however, anger toward Ramona comes from someone else. Calmer heads prevail, and the ladies reminisce about their exotic getaway while anticipating a return home.
Sonja also reveals her issues with debt and bankruptcy and Ramona and Mario get’s into a massaging mood.
I only pretend to have klass.. I serve up Hot Steamy chit for a living!! CHIT STIRRIN MAY BUY YOU KLASS!!!!! Hope no one realized when I wrote my book that the rules didn't pertained to reality tv?
So the show starts off right off the heels of the Ramotional slobbering on the bed vs Jill who sought comfort to her brunette’s by telling them that “this is the worst I have eva dealt wit!! I aint gonna kiss that hard ass no more.. she works out too much for me and her arse is too firm!!”
We are going to have long faced babies together..
Jill is banging on Cindy’s door to no avail.. “Where is my Cindy!!! sniff sniff”. LuMann comes from the corridor and asks what happens while Jill now really turns on the water works and breaks out into her oh mah gawd mode.. “I have been so violated!!” I need Bawby!!!!!
How does Jill bring up (cue lightning and thunder) the Bethenny issue and claims it was all Ramona’s fault and now feels betrayed? Is this her only response to Ramona confront her on how she doesn’t like how Jill talks behind her back? Is that all she has? How was that Ramona’s fault? I don’t get it.. Memory tells me that it was LuMann who tried to sever the ties with her well orchestrated ways of sabotaging a meeting at Ramona’s home in an effort to get them together to talk since Bethenny was on board to strike a make-up of the Jill kind? Was it not LuMann who dragged Jill out of that apartment before that could happen? Wasn’t it Jill who railed on Ramona for such a surprise and attack for attempting to draft a peace treaty? Now its all Ramona’s fault for Jill’s and Bethenny’s break down? Never once taking LuMann to task for her part in it and now telling LuMann that it was all Ramona’s fault when she never told her what she said!!! MY BRAINS ARE GOING TO EXPLODE!!!
Sorry folks this post is so late.. I had other plans that did not really include blogging!
How amazing was it that LuMann tries to put words into Ana’s mouth for Andy’s questions. How transparent was LuMann on acting all innocent on this whole trip and when after comforting Jill with her argument with Ramona, she barges in on Ramona to have a word with her when Sonja and Alex intervene, but Lumanns explanation was to comfort Ramona for the tarot card reading? LuMann you are the biggest fatest liar this season!
LuMann still has my balls from this episode.. They look better on her!
Here Jill is creating more of a stir trying to intimate that Simon and Alex have their own soft porn appearance in next weeks episode ala Tamra Barney. I guess we will have to see for ourselves! Right Jill, you really have changed, into a more controlled type of an arse hole.
Just watched next weeks episode. It's like soft porn. Gross!!! Then Luann takes down a housewife. Want to guess who? Such great episode!
Can anyone tell how passive aggresive I am while serving up steamy pile of chit?
Well my good readers.. its time for twinkly tweets for the final episode of The Gals in Morocco. LuAnn has shown herself to totally passive aggressive and even takes a moment when Ramona is trying to apologize for NOT knowing when the dinner time was which 2 other cast members had no clue.. where LuAnn claims they had dinner sent to their room which we find out was a snack.. I am still reeling from all of LuManns antics tonight.. wait.. I forgot.. when Ramona was giving the fake apology to defuse the situation to LuAnn.. didn’t she then just have a change of heart to try to console Ramona for the card reading that she had? Didn’t Ramona try to leave the room and LuMann grabbed her arm to keep her there to say the words of “I will be there for you?” LuMann, you are not fooling anyone and certainly not me. You think you trended on twitter tonight because you had only learned twitter today and started to engage with people? No LuMann, you #trended on twitter because your nothing but a big steamy pile of chit stirring piece of chit and should be hung and quartered.. I will be the guy with the black hood over my head to execute the deed.
Thank you Andy for telling the Ana to lay off the Countless for last time.. BORING!!!
No I am not angry.. lol If you want to see Cat from DC skewer LuMann on WWHL.. clink this link! ITS AWESOME!!
Um Cindy.. didnt you sit at that dinner table and agree that Alex was rude to the brunette’s? Coward much?
omg I feel bad for her rt“@Elizabethweil: NOOOOOOOO. Alex, find your sack girl. You are being belittled. #RHONY”
It was one of the most talked about new dramas of the past year, and MTV’s most-discussed scripted show ever.
Yet the controversial Skins will not be back for a second season.
“Skins is a global television phenomenon that, unfortunately, didn’t connect with a US audience as much as we had hoped,” said MTV in a statement. “We admire the work that the series’ creator Bryan Elsley did in adapting the show for MTV, and appreciate the core audience that embraced it.”
When MTV first announced the acclaimed UK dramedy would get a U.S. revamp, fans were skeptical an ad-supported cable network could maintain the show’s rebellious and graphic nature.
Ratings rose for the show’s March finale to 1.2 million viewers and the series outperformed last summer’s first season of The Hard Times of R.J. Berger — which was renewed. But Skins was inaccurately bashed as “child pornography” by the Parents Television Council and bled advertisers scared off by the headlines and boycott threats.
The show’s creator had defended the series as a “rather old fashioned television series,” and says its content is “a very serious attempt to get to the roots of young people’s lives. It tries to tell the truth. Sometimes that truth can be a little painful to adults and parents.”
Who doesn’t like a good catfight? The drink-throwing, the shoving and rancor that culminated The Real Housewives of Orange County Season 6 finale drew a series-high 2.88 million viewers, a 17 percent increase over the previous season’s conclusion, according to Nielsen Media Research.
The Bravo program also attracted 1.86 million viewers aged 18-to-49, a 3 percent increase in the industry-prized demographic over last year’s season-ender.
That gave a boost to Watch What Happens: Live, which immediately followed Sunday’s show, as Andy Cohen hosted Season 6 newcomer Peggy Tanous and NHL journeyman Sean Avery, with 1.74 million people watching (1.13 million in the demo).
The wives’ Moroccan adventure continues, but there’s a bump in the riad. The aftermath of a blowout between Jill and Ramona leaves Ramona still shaken, prompting yet another confrontation. Minus Ramona, the ladies also tour lavish palaces.
Well I for one am ready to kick this popsicle stand and head home to New York! There has been all petty fights that have the facade of murder! How the hell did Ramona telling Jill that she doesn’t appreciate her talking behind her back results in Jill accusing Ramona of creating the rift between her and Bethenny? How the hell did Ramona get stuck with that one when we saw last year that Ramona tried to get them to make up in her home? And now the woman are going to go along with this story line because they have no back bone of their own? I am pissed enough to go to the city myself and kick all their arses.. or whip them with a wire hanger..
If I see anymore of this tonight.. There will be hell to pay!
Below in the previews we see Alex loose her cool and she has no idea how to cut a bitch. When you in the heat of your anger, you don’t allow someone to have you lower your voice while still trying to make a point.. ugh..
Also below is a Simon webisode.
On “Watch What Happens Live” tonight, (please kill me now) LuAnn de Lesseps is the guest with SNL alum, Ana Gasteyer. I am sure we get to hear the Countless spin all the garbage in Morocco. If Andy lets her get away with it, I will skewer him.
Well well well.. it turns out that after last nights episode of “Watch What Happens Live” with Peggy Tanous ( vs Alexis Bellino) is so telling in Andy Cohens new mantra to unleash on his sacred ‘House Wives” he used to protect and only use guest’s to unleash the Cracken to make them look silly, he has changed his silly ways to make others looks truly silly.
Now the way too silly Kim G (Granatell) somehow got her panties in a twist DEEP with words that were not spoken on “Watch What Happens Live” or on Twitter but gossip! Kim G being a person who takes no prisoner in the granny world like …. ‘Dont steal my knitting tools.. or. Don’t steal my Geritol kind of fashion got ALL over Andy Cohen’s ass tonight for gossip “whispered from my moles” and other chit took it too TWITTER!!
MY FAVORITE KIND!!! Ok, hopefully I have layed enough land for you guys to realize the tweets wont reveal the issue but its salacious enough to blog about when even Andy confirmed the Kim G’s suspicions when he asked her to lighten up! I FLOVE THIS STUFF!!! Don’t ask me if Andy’s remarks are on twitter.. NO Don’t ask me if Andy remarks were on WWHL, NO. It’s a mole who passed info and ended up on twitter.. (rubbing hands together.)
FU Andy.. I can buy you and sell you like yesterdays "Flaming" shoe.. huh?
I had thought Vicky Gunvelson was the guest on Watch What Happens Live last night and instead we had the “Boobie Monster” Peggy Tanous. ugh. I don’t see how this woman became a housewife at all. She annoys the hell out of me and I can’t specifically put my finger on it. It may be that voice of hers which I repeatedly try to mind ninja her to clear her throat. I am also sick of looking at her wonky fake cleavage as well. It is not attractive! Her boobs look like they are hanging on for dear life!
Peggy has serious hang ups with Alexis and all the issue’s she addresses are seriously petty. If Alexis has made a comment that she didn’t appreciate or found offensive, why would she not address it right there and resolve it instead of compiling the list of petty issues to save for the finale/Vicky party? Seems like Alexis is taking a page out of the Tamra Barney book for dramatical endings. The other thing I don’t get is Peggy getting on the band wagon to bash Jim Bellino who we find out recently that they once dated years ago?
In the Season 6 finale, Vicki leaves the hospital and continues to deal with her personal problems with the impending BIG ‘D’. Despite all this, she still hosts her annual fall (finale) party. Drama lets loose at the bash, especially when ex-cast member Jeana Keough reenters the picture.
We get to see the poor victim Tamra of abuse by intimidation go at it with Jeana and I wish Jeana would kick her ass. Hell, I would do it for her for free!
I am glad this season has come to an end since its become ‘The Real Housewives of Petty Bullshit’ SEE YA!
Don’t forget on Watch What Happens Live tonight, Vicki is the guest and gets to end her tour of interview babbling on about her divorce. Poor Don.