It’s Time For The Ho Down and Who Killed It Better!
NorthJersey.Com’s writer VIRGINIA ROHAN has neatly tidied up the story lines thus far for whereabouts and twitter plots for us in a single article with the help from Tom Murro. It appears Tom and Virginia are keeping close tabs on the filming functions and production planned plots. Lets rub our palms together with this good read.
What I like most about this article, is that Virginia is not just making stuff up. She is clearly commenting on events taking place and not shaping it into supposed salacious stories like a few others. 😉 It appears there are readers out there who need someone to connect the dots for them leading them down dark paths of faux reality. We should remember that the faux reality of this series IS the plot lines. No way in hell would the cast members engage in staged events if it were not for the Bravo paycheck and a chance to hawk some products. That is the reality of it.
No single cast member is better than the other when they ALL sign on the dotted line to be the subject of ridicule, set ups and financial/marital problems exposed. Especially since the last 2 seasons. If lessons are not learned, then they are completely on board and the viewers are the fools for being so invested.
Below are a few excerpts and you MUST select the link below to read it all. (3 pages)
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Want to get your chuckle on? Watch Teresa Giudice from “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” try to explain the contents/ingredients(es) of her new “Milania” hair care products. All I know is that the product makes your hair “Amazing” due to truffle oil per Teresa. Seriously, this never gets old. Someone needs to get her a teleprompter stat!
Today, “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” reunion is taping for season 3 but remember Radaronline said it was already filmed and reported on, wait for it.. AUGUST 7 2012!!!! What about these juicy bits:
“Taylor Armstrong was forced to watch footage in which she was extremely intoxicated, and she again, vehemently denied that she has a drinking problem. Taylor refused to dish on the new man in her life and got extremely defensive when Brandi Glanville, criticized her for dating so soon after Russell’s suicide.”
Well folks, Money can buy you some new hair and LuAnn has done just that! I have been looking at the polls and the majority of the pollsters are not digging LuAnn’s new look. Well a girl can always try right? Lets try a few polls to see how you all think about some of LuAnn’s latest endeavors..
Real Housewives of Atlanta‘s Kim Zolciak gives Life & Style an exclusive first look at her new son! “It’s unimaginable — I’m so blessed, so lucky,” the star gushes to Life & Style about her first son, Kroy Jagger, or K.J., as the family affectionately call him. “I’m just so crazy in love with K.J. – I’m always kissing his big old lips.”
Kim and her partner, Atlanta Falcons defensive end Kroy Biermann, welcomed their bundle of joy into the world on May 31. “The actual delivery itself was very private, very personal,” Kim reveals to Life & Style. “To be in such a happy place with Kroy there, it was definitely very emotional. It couldn’t have been more perfect.”
Tonight on “Real Housewives of New Jersey”, we continue with the Melissa and Teresa sit down to try and make amends?
Teresa and Melissa attempt to make peace, after which some of the gang journey to the Catskills. Back in the Garden State, Kathy savors the flavor of scouting for restaurants and Melissa prepares for a holiday dance recital. This spins into motion a family reunion—and it won’t include Teresa. (wearing fur hats)
I have already seen comments on other blogs and twitter on how the commercials show Melissa going after Teresa for her financial issues which is misleading. I have seen other promo’s where Teresa led into that conversation confronting Melissa on how Joe’s owes plumbers for completed work and had said, “I have been shown the bills”. Why would Teresa need to inloved herself into her brothers financial issue’s if they do exist or not? So far Joe and Melissa have remained mum on Teresa’s financial issue’s and have not commented on the show so far. We will see where this takes us tonight folks..
Ok Folks.. I read Jay Mohr blogs.. what a dueche.. He is not balanced in his thoughts and after he annihilates Melissa and Joe but carefully tells us Joe is Zexy and I think Jay wants to do this dude and will tell them that their kids are beautiful..Maybe Jay wants to come out of the hetero closet? Ugh Jay.. I see right through you camel toe dude.. You have a condition called I am loyal to last years bad ass, bad behavior person of the year.. and now you don’t like the new peeps. You so transparent and your comments are way to biased. As much as you slam the new Gorga’s, you have nothing to say about the Giudices except for fur.. ugh.. I see right through your camel toe Mr. And its WIDE!!! Jay.. are you sporting your womans camel toe? Oh Chit.. that’s “Real Housewives of New York” and not Jersey.. Ok We see right through your Parkway.. I still recognize your toe.. WAIT!! I forgot!! you got no toe.. your low hanging fruit is telling… deep and wide like a bat out of hell is gonna swing away for a home run.. Your Low Hanging fruit is not so sweet.. Its bitter like grandma’s grapefruit.. also it gives me the runs..
Yeah.. i'm an asshole I have no clue..
So we start off this show with Caroline starting her new gig.. Myself I don’t like a lot of in your face advice and now Caroline will enter her new life with a new gig on a radio show to share her life lessons.. If you get Caroline.. you will love the show.. She tawks heavy in your face and is quite abrasive.. but if your Jersey.. you may like it.. I am from Jersey.. and I am on the fence.. Caroline has good intentions.
Tonight on a new episode of “Real Housewives of New Jersey”, Caroline decides to further the opportunity of a job and takes to the airwaves with her new radio show.
Meanwhile, the Gorga siblings attempt to settle their differences, but they invariably stir up more tension; and Jacqueline plays referee in a face-off between Teresa and Melissa.
Tonight, Andy Cohen and Giuliana Rancic host the 60th annual gala, “Miss USA Pageant” featuring 51 young women competing for honors in swimsuit, interview and evening-wear categories. Miss USA 2010 Rima Fakih crowns her successor at Las Vegas’ Planet Hollywood Resort and Casino. Kelly Osbourne provides color commentary.
Immediately after the USA pageant, Andy and Giuliana will race over to their set to record a live episode of “Watch What Happens Live”. During the show, we will get a sneak peek of Britney Spears video “I wanna go” video also endorsed by Britney herself on twitter.
Holy KRIKE!!! Brava says camera’s were NOT rolling when the brawl in Punta Cana broke out! Not sure what the means.. dudes beat up said that cast members & producers were over served.. Doesnt mean camera’s were running and no need for initial release forms for anyone. This is gonna git inneresting!!!
Bravo’s Statement:
“Bravo has not seen a copy of the complaint so we cannot comment on the specifics. We can, however correct the misstatements that were reported. The Real Housewives of New Jersey was NOT taping at the time the incident occurred. We believe that the settlement agreements both the plaintiffs and their lawyers previously negotiated and signed will be enforced and these claims are completely without merit.”
The Post is reporting on the newly filed lawsuits on Bravo and Bravo’s Real Housewives of New Jersey cast members. Here are the deets:
The “Real Housewives of New Jersey” are in hot water after allegedly beating up a cop while vacationing in the Dominican Republic.
Several members of the cast have been accused of beating up and injuring an Illinois cop and his cousin earlier this year during a raucous brawl at a posh Punta Cana resort, according to two lawsuits made public today.
Adolfo Arreola, who works for the University of Illinois at Chicago’s police department, suffered a broken arm, blurred vision, cuts and bruises after some members of the cast “savagely beat, kicked, punched, scratched, jumped” on him, The Chicago Tribune reported.
LEFT: Joe Guidice and Teresa Giudice attend the "Real Housewives of New Jersey" Season 3 viewing and "Fabulicious" Cookbook launch party at Tribeca Night Club on May 16, 2011 in Fort Lee, New Jersey. RIGHT: Adolfo Arreola's injuries in a photo provided by Arreola. Arreola and his cousin, Jason Gomez, were allegedly attacked and beaten in February by the cast from the reality TV show the Real Housewives of New Jersey while the show was filming in the Dominican Republic. (Left: Photo by Dave Kotinsky/Getty Images | Right: Photo courtesy Adolfo Arreola)
He also claims that a glass was smashed over his head.
Arreola’s cousin, Jason Gomez, suffered a broken leg and a torn MCL in the melee, according to the newspaper.
The cousins both filed lawsuits in New York and Miami alleging that they and their families were at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino bar on Feb. 23 when Teresa Giudice sprayed champagne on Arreola’s mother-in-law.
After Arreola said he confronted Giudice, he was attacked by cast members that included her husband, Joe, and Albert and Christopher Manzo, the sons of cast member Caroline Manzo.
In the suits, Arreola and Gomez allege that that the cast and crew had been served “excessive amounts of alcohol” at the bar and became “intoxicated, belligerent and rowdy.”
Bravo, the cable channel that airs the show, is named in the complaint.
Real Housewives of New Jersey moves tonight to a Sunday time slot at 10:00 pm est following the first part of “The Real Housewives of Orange County” airing at 9:00 pm est. RHOC will be a two parter and I am not posting any previews since Bravo has like 5 different teasers already here.
On tonights RHONY episode, Teresa encounters her brother for the first time since the tumultuous christening. Elsewhere, Melissa tries to fulfill her dream of being a pop star. Caroline plans to offer matronly advice on the radio and Jacqueline’s daughter plots to get a car.
I dont think I will be able to recap this episode so if they are any takers let me know!
Caroline Manzo tries to fill the void of her kids leaving the nest.
The wives’ Thanksgiving is not only stuffed with lots of bull chit but also with drama, resentment and regret.
Divisions mark Turkey Day when Teresa presides over a “friendsgiving” feast for only Jacqueline, Caroline and their families. Conversely, the Gorgas host a separate get-together with the Wakiles which to me, from viewing the promo’s, looks like a much better time!
Hello peeps.. I have to take some time off to enjoy myself and have some fun! I wont be recapping this week but please let me give you some directions for some good recaps and salicious news!
If any of the other bloggers here want to carry on!! MAZEL!!
He we go peeps! A new “Real Housewives of New Jersey” spin-off show!! What we have been waiting for! We get more Manzo people if you care to have the hankering. Albie and Chris Manzo, the twenty-something brothers on The Real Housewives of New Jersey, are now turning out the latest spin-off of the “Real Housewives of New Jersey” and maybe Teresa will be mad? I always thought she had Bethenny Frankel dreams.
The Manzo boys who one failed law school but had all the star qualities according to family members which they claim to have the looks and brains to be a star, and the other Manzo, Chris who takes dates to ‘Medieval Times’ who has been working hard in the Brownstone now leaving the sheltered life in his mothers clutch for the life a bachelor life in Hoboken, where they moved this past November. Mama Manzo loves her boys and will be Shtick as Shtieves to block all evil eyes in the way of her sons directions or success.
The show will be called “Boys to Manzo” and was plugged in a small ad during the new episode of Real Housewives on Monday night.
We do have a new episode tonight for “Real Housewives of New Jersey”! Jacqueline is haunted by her past as her relationship with her daughter continues to weaken. More drama in the Ashley department. Meanwhile, life dramas impact Caroline’s sons. Teresa attempts to reconcile with Melissa and Kathy defends herself in a conversation with Caroline.
Ratings dipped slightly for episode 2 and I am eager to see how tonight’s show fares.
5/24 Real Housewives of New Jersey (BRAVO, 9pm) – 2.739 million viewers
– 1.9/3 HH
– 1.4/4 A18-49
5/17 Real Housewives of New Jersey (BRAVO, 9pm) – 2.872 million viewers
– 2.0/3 HH
– 1.5/4 A18-49
In Monday’s (May 23) episode, the women found themselves reunited after last episode’s christening disaster at the Posche fashion show. By the way, can someone explain to us how that’s fashion? And how many animals will have to give their lives to make these Jersey chicks look so cheap? We digress.
New housewife and Teresa’s cousin, Kathy Wakile, decided to have a word with Teresa at the event and it blew up. We have to say she came at it with an accusatory tone, but someone’s going to have to let their ego go if this family is to make up.
Teresa is now blaming her new cast mates and brother for her children being bullied in school, cause.. her brother and sister in-law joined the cast of ‘Real Housewives of New Jersey” I do not get how the brawl with her brother and sister in-law is more scandalous than her rows with Danielle Staub. Teresa says that her children in school are receiving comments that their mother is “an embarrassment” may be derived from the season 3 episode 2 where her own children call her an embarrassment and a nerd in the Halloween scene for her costume. Kid’s of any family at some time will be embarrassed of their parents at different stages in life and that is nothing new. In my opinion, maybe its time for Teresa to remove her children from the show to allow her children to be kids and not be scrutinized for normal childhood behavior that may be used for fodder for viewers.
Teresa Giudice used to have a fairly harmonious family, but in a new, shocking interview with In Touch, the “Real Housewives of New Jersey” star reveals that the hit Bravo show is ripping apart her family.
The acrimonious relations reached a high point after her younger brother, Joe Gorga — who, along with his wife Melissa yearn for the fame Teresa has achieved — called his sister “garbage” and fought with her husband Joe, at the christening of Gorga’s son Joey.
Teresa tells In Touch, she doesn’t want to “stoop down to Melissa’s level” and refuses to use the word “jealous” to describe her brother and sister-in-law, but her husband isn’t: “Melissa is the most jealous person in the world, and she’s a liar.”
Teresa says the situation with her brother is causing marital strife, with Joe telling In Touch, “I told her a bunch of times not to mention the brother in front of me—I don’t want to hear it and when I hear the name I get pissed off…There have been a couple of times when she has said the name, and I almost did leave.”
Kim Zolciak had some strong words for Real Housewives of New Yorkstar Kelly Bensimon on Twitter today — but then she apparently took them back.
The pregnant Real Housewives of Atlanta star tweeted: “How disgusting Kelly from RHONY to make comments about my unborn child and Kroy! Grow up and keep my name outta ur mouth!”
(Real Housewives gossiping about each other? Shocking!)
Has Kelsey Grammer‘s ex-wife Camille Grammer been ordered in their divorce settlement to shut up about their painful split and calm down on “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills”?
After hitting the jackpot in her recent divorce settlement with the “Frasier” star — and facing a custody battle for their kids — Camille has returned to the show’s second-season tapings “subdued.”
So much so that Bravo producers are finding her character — which provided a lot of the crazy entertainment in Season 1 — “really boring,” according to sources, one of whom added, “Producers have told Camille she has to start being more interesting and causing more drama.”
Melissa – sister-in-law to “Real Housewife” Teresa Giudice – told Billy Bush and Kit Hoover on Friday’s Access Hollywood Live that she considered leaving the series after a fight broke out at her son’s baptism reception.
“That was crazy!” she said of the fracas that started after her husband, Joe Gorga, called his sister Teresa “garbage,” which incensed Teresa’s husband, Joe Giudice, and led to the massive brawl featured on the show’s season premiere.
“It was sad,” Melissa continued. “It’s obviously not because Teresa came over and said hello. It’s deep, it’s deep and I think you’re going to see play out on the rest of the show.”
The new “Housewife” claimed she doesn’t want to be a wedge between her husband and his sister.
“I do not want Teresa and [my husband] Joe to be apart,” she told Billy and Kit. “I want them to be together and I’m kind of stuck between a brother and a sister who are having this quarrel… This happens in everyone’s families. How many people get along wonderfully with their sister-in-laws? I don’t know many!”
Well folks, Money can buy you some new hair and LuAnn has done just that! I have been looking at the polls and the majority of the pollsters are not digging LuAnn’s new look. Well a girl can always try right? Lets try a few polls to see how you all think about some of LuAnn’s latest endeavors.. 
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