This happens to me all the time with my dang animals. They are so animalistic of the music kind. My ears bleed and the neighbor dogs go hog wild.. and then we have this. A dog trying to get an audition for American Idol and I am now $5,000.00 knee deep in expenses for grooming and ball tucking. The procedure to pin back this dogs ear's is worse than Hei […]
Well every time I have think I have seen it all, a hairy bear tells me different. If you told me a bear shits in the woods ONLY I would normally believe you but somehow I think now that Bears shits in toilets and wanted a bidet to get all fresh like the rest of us. This bear waves so frantically at the passer byes and I want to have spa time with this bear. […]
Who hasn't thought about waving around a dead friend partying all night until he turns blue while we all get our drink on while toasting our friend? NOT ME!! Who does this shit? Unless I was on many hits of acid that I saw cola's all through the night and vision of me dancing with this stiff? Hope I didn't make out with this stiff. Less more?I […]
From the “Real Housewives of Atlanta” Phaedra, Kenya, Kandi, and Cynthia are no strangers to drama, but this might be the first time they get into a catfight with a puppet. AND ITS FUNNY!
When watching the insult dog mocking both Kenya and Phaedra for their booty video’s competition and mostly Kenya’s “Gone With The Wind Fabulous” song that is so “Gone With The Wind Ghetto” performances, I was expecting a lot more banter and howling at each other but their restraint in laughing so hard to make a mockery of each other was interesting in the video. I expected a lot of high fives when each other was insulted but actually, I think Phaedra had the most constraint. SHOCKING!!!!
I do have to say that my favorite comment from the insult comic was when comparing Kenya’s style to Drag Queen’s inspiration.. hehehehe..
What happens when the Real Housewives of Atlanta expect a visit from Conan O’Brien but Triumph the “Insult Comic Dog” shows up instead?
“It must be exciting to be almost as famous as pawn shop employees,” Triumph tells reality stars Phaedra Parks, Kenya Moore, Kandi Burruss, and Cynthia Bailey.
But the demeaning dog has a soft spot for Cynthia. “You’re the classiest of the Real Housewives, which is kind of like saying you’re the smartest Kardashian,” he gushes.
But Triumph and Kenya almost throw down when he continually gets her name wrong!
“You better get your hand out of my face!” Kenya commands as Triumph’s paw starts waving around.
“That little thug dog Triumph though he was going to come in here and mess with the queen bee, but he got another thing coming because I am Gone with the Wind fabulous!” Kenya later snipes to the camera before standing up and storming off.
Triumph’s response? He sniffs Kenya’s vacated seat.
Well folks, Money can buy you some new hair and LuAnn has done just that! I have been looking at the polls and the majority of the pollsters are not digging LuAnn’s new look. Well a girl can always try right? Lets try a few polls to see how you all think about some of LuAnn’s latest endeavors..
Real Housewives of Atlanta‘s Kim Zolciak gives Life & Style an exclusive first look at her new son! “It’s unimaginable — I’m so blessed, so lucky,” the star gushes to Life & Style about her first son, Kroy Jagger, or K.J., as the family affectionately call him. “I’m just so crazy in love with K.J. – I’m always kissing his big old lips.”
Kim and her partner, Atlanta Falcons defensive end Kroy Biermann, welcomed their bundle of joy into the world on May 31. “The actual delivery itself was very private, very personal,” Kim reveals to Life & Style. “To be in such a happy place with Kroy there, it was definitely very emotional. It couldn’t have been more perfect.”
On last week’s “Celebrity Apprentice,” Meat Loaf demonstrated that in spite of his mood swings, he desperately wants to win, and his earnestness won over Donald Trump in the boardroom when he fired teammate Star Jones. The rocker also shows that puns about his name have inserted themselves into the more serious moments of his life.
(After Meat Loaf returns from the boardroom)
John Rich: I thought they were having a Meat Loaf sandwich in there.
Meat Loaf: They were trying.
LAST WEEK’S POLL
Voters, on the whole, were sure of themselves when predicting the winner, to be revealed on next Sunday’s finale. Roughly two-thirds of the vote went to John, trailed by Marlee Matlin (17.5%), Lil Jon (11.45%) and Meat Loaf (4.55%). Marlee, who had proven herself as a savvy competitor, was lazy in letting Meat Loaf dominate last week’s OnStar task, and I think it disappointed folks. Not only does John bring in piles of money for his charity, he crafts a heck of a jingle.
The “Apprentice” quartet is lounging when Trump barges into the suite to tell them the show’s past winners – Piers Morgan, Joan Rivers and Bret Michaels – will interview them for the title. They recommend two people be fired, and the other two advance to the final task, its airing divided into this week’s show and next.
With Backbone and ASAP dissolved, each of the contestants sit down with the trio and are hit with stock questions from Bret, jokes from Joan and obnoxious “killer questions” from Piers.
Why there was ever a doubting question mark on Bethenny Getting Married? is up for debate, though one might blame those pesky, undermining Real Housewives castmates. One of the great hilarities of the show was watching Frankel — youngest, skinniest, arguably prettiest, her career advancing by the minute — bullied mercilessly by women who were forced to renew vows, restock closets and redecorate to garner equal camera time. Informed breezily by Ramona Singer that best friend Jill Zarin only liked her because she liked to root for the “underdog,” Frankel incredulously told the cameras, “I hadn’t realized I was this deformed, undateable human being.” When Frankel was chosen for the cover of Social Life magazine, former model Countess LuAnn de Lesseps’ well-placed dart — “Are they going to airbrush you?” — hit home. Visibly rattled, Frankel tried vainly to pry an apology out of this blithe Cruella over an excruciating lunch. The ingenue couldn’t see garden-variety jealousy when it smacked her with her own rising star. But viewers (and savvy producers) could.
Less than two weeks ago on Bravo television, The Real Housewives of New York City took a risky ride on a couple of all-terrain vehicles (ATVs). In a scene that lasted for less than 45 seconds, the characters managed to misuse the vehicles in numerous ways. They—and worse, their children—were at a greater risk of injury and potentially death because they lacked helmets, rode tandem and allowed children to drive and ride two abreast as passengers behind the driver.
From 2004 through 2008, there was an estimated annual average of 864 ATV-related deaths in the United States and 141,080 emergency-room-treated injuries. This five-year period consisted of an annual average of 142 reported deaths of children under the age of sixteen. Of those injured in that time period, 40,420 were under the age of sixteen. For this reason, we recommend against the use of ATVs by children as either drivers or passengers.
“I call my own shots in life, I do whatever I feel, and when my gut tells me to do something, I follow my gut feeling,” NeNe says on Monday’s (May 9) Access Hollywood Live.
We can see all sides when it comes to what went down. If we were NeNe and sensitive about the way our teammates were portraying us, then we may have left too. We’d also be annoyed that Trump folded to pressure from Star. Of course, some would say that Star has the right to feel safe in the workplace – even if that work place is on TV. Hands down, we feel bad for Backbone, because they could have used Miss NeNe.
“I felt like it was a toxic situation for me and for my own sanity and health reasons and everything else, I decided to leave the show,” NeNe continues to explain her departure. “Star was absolutely being manipulative and backstabbing and all those things, but the final straw for me was when Mr. Trump decided to switch me, take me out of my comfort zone to accommodate Star.”
Hm, we guess NeNe isn’t voting for Trump if he runs for president? Huh?
NeNe says she’ll be back for the finale episode and despite telling Zap2it first that she didn’t feel like going back to Bravo’s “The Real Housewives of Atlanta,” Leakes says she’s currently three weeks into shooting the reality show’s fourth season.
How do you feel about NeNe’s reasons for quitting?
NBC The competing "Celebrity Apprentice" teams laugh it up as comedians audition for their stand-up shows during a fundraising task.
Last week’s “Celebrity Apprentice”dumped its quiet player and dodged the key disruptive factors plaguing the two teams, well, namely team ASAP.
This week’s does the opposite. Over the course of three hours, three celebrities go home and four advance, in an episode that runs longer than commercial-free “Apocalypse Now Redux.” (Note: Scroll down a bit to predict the season winner in our poll.)
Coming off Hope Dworaczyk’s departure, tension among ASAP’s ladies goes unresolved. Star Jones says NeNe Leakes’ aggressiveness to resolve their disagreements turned her off, and she refuses to speak with the volatile Atlanta housewife in private after the boardroom meeting.
“I did not want to place myself in physical proximity with someone who, quite frankly, had behaved in such a deplorable manner,” says Star, addressing the camera. “I was not afraid that I would ever sink to NeNe’s level. That’s not my style. But, what I was afraid of is she’d attempt to bring me there.”
Donald Trump jumbles up the teams, with La Toya “Second Chance” Jackson dispatched to Backbone after being reinstated and NeNe and Meat Loaf switching sides.
The gang of seven learns their task is to produce a stand-up show at Gotham Comedy Club. The winning team raises the most money from selling a batch of 50 tickets. The project managers are La Toya for Backbone and Meat Loaf for ASAP.
That’s why we’ve been able to put the kibosh on bullying in no time flat, ensuring that it never became an epidemic. Right after I publish this I’m going to call Dan Savage and tell him he can cool it with the It Gets Better series. Nene says she’s not a bully, therefore, it must be so. The hippies have finally won.
I thought this day would never come, but sometimes dreams do come true. The tide is finally turning against Donald Trump and people are pointing out his racist tendencies left and right. According to Popeater, Orangy McWhiterson has even offended one Celebrity Apprentice to the point of wanting to boycott. Now if we can just get the fire burning about his rampant misogyny, too, I’d be quite the happy cat.
We’ve seen it for weeks. Marlee Matlin tried to get La Toya booted on the auction challenge, and then she came up with Michael’s rare t-shirt. The women have been calling her ineffective and the weakest link for several boardrooms. Yet, as Donald Trump said in Sunday’s (April 25) boardroom, she has won the highest compliments from a couple of the challenges’ executives and surpassed his expectations. They even thought that she would be eliminated when she was project manager, yet the Australian Gold execs loved what she did around the glass box. Sure, her process was quite nonlinear and unconventional in comparison to other project managers, but aren’t the results what really matters?
In the aftermath of Mark McGraths firing, the Celebrity Apprentices are anxiously awaiting who will walk back in the door and most of them want Mark to come back and if Gary does, they are gonna quit this one horse trick pony show and get all medieval on Trumps ass.
As we already know, Gary walks in the door and who is excited? NeNe Leakes that’s who for reasons that are devious and outlandish to say the least. NeNe.. Girl.. You in DANGER!!
The girls scream with all the hootin and hollering efforts and they guys are devastated. NeNe loves it!
Backbone is “Not Happy” and Gary addresses the group with words of self-awareness and apologies in order to gain the respect of his team members while the gals drink more champagne and are counting the money.
Gary confronts John Rich on his thoughts on his performance and John admits that he thinks Gary is a saboteur. Gary is astounded by this comment and John sticks to his guns and says..
“You are either really stupid or really smart, and I thinks you is smart.. So you a saboteur”
Again, we start off with the winner from the previous week entering the suite and Marlee it is. 1 million dollars to Marlee’s charity and I really am so happy for her. I can’t imagine what this means to her and her life’s struggles.
Right out of the gates we have the disgruntled apprentice via a talking head interview – Latoya- and she is not happy for Marlee as I am. She is agitated that people think of her as ‘the weakest link’ where Marlee gets all the congratulatory pats on the back while ignoring Latoya’s efforts of providing the team with a valuable item for donation. Me thinks Latoya should have held out that little item for when she was PM, but lets see.
Marlee’s charity is the Starkey Hearing Foundation and she presented her check for 1 million dollars which actually was the biggest donation the foundation have ever received and the largest raised in the history of “The Apprentice“.
Gary is still acting crazy and they guys are concerned for their safety and want to vote him off skeary island STAT! WE NEED MORE SECURITY!!