Twinkly Tweets With The Real Housewives of New York City!!!! And a guest Cat Ommanney!!!

Ok my favorites tweets are from Cat..  she is the most genuine.. gotta love her.. sorry peeps.. you have to hit more to read her highlarious tweets from Cat.  She even DM’ed ME!!!!  she is a great gal!!

 

Well Jill didn’t do the tweet thing tonight.. I think her PR people told her to SHTOPP!!! 😉

@realgingerzarin I miss you! Mommy coming home soooon!!

— Jill Zarin (@Jillzarin) June 16, 2011

ughhh granny porn, not attractive @mccordalex @ramonasinger @simonvankempen

— Cindy Barshop (@CindyBarshop) June 17, 2011

@Sonjamorgan be careful what you wish for

— Cindy Barshop (@CindyBarshop) June 17, 2011

News, Rumors and Just Plain Ol Gossip

Real Housewives of Atlanta star has long criminal record  Clink to read more

The latest series of hit reality show ‘The Real Housewives of Atlanta’ has not yet hit TV screens – but a new member is already causing controversy. For it has emerged that Marlo Hampton has a long criminal track record and was snapped for seven different mugshots between 1999 and 2003. – HSD / Splash News

It has emerged that Marlo Hampton has a long criminal record and had seven different mugshots taken between 1999 and 2003.

Hampton, who is engaged to NFL player Charles Grant, was booked on a string of different charges by the Hillsborough County Sheriff’s Department while living in Tampa, Florida.

She has been arrested for aggravated battery with great bodily harm, probation violations, buying items with a worthless cheque and possession of a firearm.

Hampton, 35, said: ‘I am not ashamed of my past as that has helped me become a better woman today.

‘We all have a past and my hard-knock childhood in and out of the foster care system is a reflection on a bigger issue we are faced with here in America, a broken foster care system.

‘My present charge in life is to live with God in my heart and help young women especially from the foster care system avoid the challenges I faced.’

‘Mob Wives’ Drita D’avanzo: I Don’t Want My Kids To Take After Me!   Clink to read more

And Drita’s kids are luckily adhering to their mother’s advice. “Aleeya had an incident when she first moved here — girls not wanting to be nice to her. She came home crying,” remembers Drita. But Aleeya didn’t raise her fist. “She actually said, ‘I was so mad that it was so hurtful, but I remember you said ignore them and I did.’ I was so proud of her because I was in kindergarten when I punched a kid in the face.”

“When people say mean things to you, you have to feel sorry for them and pray for them to be a better person at night,” Drita always reminds her kids.

But Drita still fears that Aleeya’s emotions could cause her problems down the road, because that’s exactly what happened to her father, Lee D’avanzo. “Why I want to get my daughter help in therapy is because my husband had anger issues with the fact that the feds killed his father,” explains Drita. “He immediately had a hatred towards the law. His mother said he became a totally different person when he woke up.”

“Not that that’s Aleeya’s case,” continues Drita. “She can get angry at the world because her father’s not around,” but she keeps it all inside.

Drita just doesn’t want to see her daughter ever react like Drita does under pressure. “The last incident that I had just went to show me that really I could just end up in jail,” says Drita referring to the season finale fight where blood is drawn. “These kids have no business not having both parents around”

Ramona Singer: I Don’t Have a Drinking Problem Clink to read more

    

“Do I overdrink? No. I drink with responsibility,” Ramona told In the Mixx at a recent event for Hamptons Magazine at the Southampton Social Club. “I drink with a beautiful dinner. I would rather have my one or two glasses of Pinot Grigio than dessert which is 700 calories.”

Though she admits her name has become synonymous with the white wine, she’s using that to her advantage with her own line, Ramona Pinot Grigio.

And besides, the 54-year-old explains, drinking comes with being a Real Housewife.

“All I can say is, we’re filmed in social events. If you look at anytime I have a drink in my hand, look what LuAnn [de Lesseps] is drinking. The other people are drinking,” Ramona said. “The only person who doesn’t drink is Jill [Zarin]. She only drinks Diet Coke – and you wonder why? But anyway, all the other Housewives shows – they’re all drinking.”

Does it bother her that her costars, like Jill, have said they worry about her drinking? Or that she’s portrayed on the show as always wanting a glass of her beloved wine?

“I actually said to Bravo, I called them up I said, ‘Wait, is the story line so bad you have to make [my drinking] a story line? Because you know I don’t have a drinking problem,’ ” she said.

She also noted: “I’ve been on the show for four years. How can I have five businesses, be married 19 years, have a daughter who’s a straight-A student? I cannot even be a … functioning alcoholic if I had all of this stuff going on. It would be impossible. Do you ever see me fall down on TV? Do you ever see me slur my speech? Absolutely not. Do I have a drink or two with dinner? Absolutely.”

And that, according to her husband Mario, is good for business.

“You know what? It promotes the Pinot Grigio,” he says of the frequency of Real Housewives footage of Ramona drinking. “So if they want to make a big deal about it … that’s [fine].”

Watch What Happens Live After Show with Countess LuAnn and Cat Shmackdown!

Holy shit batman!!! Cat is now my biggest hero and HOLY SHIT! We already saw the tension between LuAnn and Cat in the live show, now we see the best ever shmack down in history on the after show! At first Andy seemed to be annoyed with Cat’s air of “Why Am I Here?” attitude but then Cat did not dissapoint!

In Part 2 of the after show, she really lets LuAnn have it for her condescending, I am up here dahling behavior and I have to say, I didn’t feel sorry for LuAnn one bit!

Cat said everything I wish I had the opportunity to say! LuAnn didn’t have a single comeback since she was not infront of a camera taping her digs at the other housewives being 2 faced and trying to be witty. Cat took the sails out of her Countess title and why am I smiling? Oh yeah.. cause I live for this chit.

YOU MUST WATCH THE AFTER SHOW BELOW!!!

Sorry to let you down tonight but I'm becoming less tolerant to BS by the day….BS sucked the life out of me tonight…WTF..#WWHL

— Catherine Ommanney (@catommanney) April 29, 2011

I wanted to sit with Giggy and talk some sense/interest/humor…I HATED IT and I'm crap at pretending as you… http://fb.me/tNkcwRbf

— Catherine Ommanney (@catommanney) April 29, 2011

The Etiquette Lesson Faux Aristocrat LuAnn Failed

Don’t ask an actual Brit to be critiqued on royal manners by an American who married into an aristocracy that no longer exists in yet a totally different country. Seriously, Andy, us regular folk everywhere know this one. How did you ever think that was a good idea? Somewhere, Lisa Vanderpump, Extraordinaire is devastated that you pulled that crap in front of Giggy.

Cat should have called YOU out, too Andy Cohen. Damn American jackholes. You are ruining royal wedding eve.

Go ‘Head, Girl, Go ‘Head, Get Down

Rowr! Cat’s gone and traded up nicely, if I do say so myself. Before we get to the story, I would like to pause a moment to give Radar Online two official slaps with a wet noodle. The first slap is for including a link for exclusive (of course, it’s Radar’s middle name) photos of the Salahis at home. No. Do not want to see. The second slap is for the paparazzi shot below. Creepy much?

BRAVO MAXINE is a freaking Racist!! Let me Splain..

 

Just to bring you readers up to date.. we had a twitter turd named Tweet Maxine, The “Bravo Mole” and she was outlandish and just plain ugly to Real Housewife peeps and just mean to unsuspecting housewife’s who had no clue of their celebrity and background to be unveiled.  Hey it happens to the best of us!  But you don’t want chit to be made up like Maxine did.  SHe was ugly and just plainly made chit up!!  When the good stuff wasnt available.  so.. now she is back and making more chit up and is now a true racist and is unabashed.  She is loud and proud and all Housewives who are not born here or born a Christian of some sort is suspect to Maxine.  

If you’re a Real Housewives fan on Twitter, you no doubt have run into a character who calls herself “Tweet Maxine.” Insisting she’s got all kinds of connections, Maxine could be found tweeting long rants and “scoops” on the housewives 24 hours a day.

Maxine’s other obsessions appeared to be the cast of Desperate Housewives, Victoria Rowell, and conservative politics. While I first found her amusing, several comments about Jill Zarin and Andy Cohen’s religion completely turned me off. Her claims got more and more bizarre as time went on: claiming that Kandi Burruss had more to do with the death of her fiancee A.J. Jewell; claiming that Caroline and Dina Manzo had been fired from Real Housewives of New Jersey and claiming that Gretchen Rossi had been scouting wedding locations for season 6 of Real Housewives of Orange County. All of Maxine’s stories were based on conjecture that anyone who follows the housewives could have come up with. However, I noticed that many people were repeating her stories on forums and a few other blogs, believing her to be a real Bravo “insider.”

‘Cause We’ve Never Heard That Before

The ever-persistent arrival juggernaut that is the Salahis insist that they were invited as personal guests of Charlie Sheen to his show in DC last night. There was no crashing! Which in itself is a lie because you know at some point Charlie’s got to be crashing off his tiger blood warlock juice.

Umm, Thank Goodness for Small Favors?

Holy mega-diss, Playboy!

For Serious, Who Would Buy This?

Even though G-sus tried to spoil the surprise, I’m giving it to you anyway. It’s part of my oath as a responsible blogger. Personally, I love these two pics side by side like this as it’s a good representation of how I feel Tareq’s inner dialogue plays out.

“Hey, Tareq, you’re looking mighty fine there.”

“Thanks, Tareq, so do you. You been working out?”

“Yep, I’m getting ready to go play some polo. Want to join us?”

“Thanks, but I can’t. I’m off to the sauna. Michaele likes it when I have an even sheen of sweat all over.”

Michaele Salahi Says It’s All About Her

Sure it is, Michaele. She also says she’s happy now that she’s moved on. That’s a pretty quick turnaround from her devastation of only a few weeks ago. Michaele also tells us Andy totally had her back and said if there was no Michaele there would be no show. If that’s true, that’s a damn shame. I said it before and I’ll say it again – I would have liked to watch another season without shyster Salahi.

It’s Officiall!! Bravo Pulls The Plug on ‘Real Housewives of D.C’

Well it has been finally made official Real Housewives lovers..  The Washington Post has exclusive information on how exactly the cast was informed of the decision to can the franchise.

Ta-ta self-edit-gene-lacking Cat Ommanney!

Bye-bye, modeling agency matron Lynda Erkiletian!

So long, mom-of-five/Arthur Godfrey granddaughter Mary Amons!

See you ‘round, real estate agent Stacie Turner!

And, we think we’ll miss you most of all Michaele Salahi!

“The Real Housewives of D.C.” has been cancelled.

Though Cat confidently told The Post in late February that the

Crap, Lynda’s Going to End Up Suing Us All

Allegedy. We kid, we kid. I hope. Surely she won’t fly as far off the handle about this as she did when folks were snickering about her “modeling agency”. Thankfully, she’s at least going the route of talking to the press before she has her lawyers bury us all in paperwork. It’s certainly the cheaper route. Allegedly.

Big Mistake, Andy

The DC ladies have been axed, according to Radar Online. The timing leads me to believe that I was right that the PTB at Bravo were waiting to see the public’s reaction to Michaele Salahi’s stint in Celebrity Rehab. Had she done some soul searching and possibly dumped Tareq’s weeble-wobble ass, that would have made for an excellent redemption arc for season two. Now, since she’s just as/more hated now than ever, they are walking away from the whole thing.

Way To Be All Devastated and Humiliated, Michaele

Son of a chickenfarker, Michaele, get a damn clue. We are all laughing AT you. If you want us to stop laughing at you, you need to go away. You obviously can’t afford a PR person to tell you this so I’m giving it to you for free. Hmm, wait a minute. Where did you get the money for all this botox stuff? Sorry, that’s the wrong question. Which of your many creditors are you not paying this month so you can get all this botox stuff? Yep, that’s the right question.

It’s A Salahi Day

It’s not that I want it to be that way, it’s just that I feel it has to be this way. There might be someone out there who isn’t aware of the Salahis and the swath of chaos and lies they leave in their wake. It’s a public service at this point.