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Jerseylicious Season Three Opener Recap- This isn’t the movie whip it!

Posted by tvtime101 on May 17, 2011


What a way to start season 3 for the Jerseylicious cast!  We started the night with Tracey and Olivia sharing some bronzer.   Then we went to an all out Jersey Brawl in the salon during an event.

We start out by going to a medispa opening and it comes out that Christy really has some issues with Alexa.  Okay…maybe after watching Season 2 tapes, I could see how Christy could be upset by some of the wacky things that comes out of our resident clown looking Alexa, but she took it very personal.

So, Christy and Gayle have decided that the Gatsby isn’t enough for them.  They have a very successful salon and are thriving.  So their new thing is ‘Gatsby Global Domination’ and are trying to get more publicity by breaking a World Guinness Record.  So Christy enlists Olivia, because she is very helpful with events.  Hey, the girl can take direction and come up with idea’s.

 It turns out that Olivia is dating the infamous Mikey, and has been for a couple of months.  However, this time around she decides that she wants to tell Tracey first (straight from the horse’s mouth comes to mind), and she get’s Gayle’s blessing first. 

Honestly, Olivia was smart to try to curb the drama and talk to Tracey directly, but it didn’t go over well, and they kept arguing.  Olivia swears that Mikey treats her like Gold, and Tracey insists that like her Gold, it’s fake.  If all that gold was real, Olivia could have a mega payday by selling it!!  Hell, she could probably afford to buy the Gatsby, if all of that was real.

So now the secret double agent, is telling Alexa all about the Gatsby Global Domination idea and you just see the platinum hair on Alexa’s head frying!  She is ranting and raving how Rt 22 is not close to being Global.  In the midst of the ranting Tracey realizes that she many not be able to do a good job for Gayle working underneath Olivia for this event.  That just sent Alexa over the edge.  I don’t know how Tracey is playing both sides.  It’s got to be hard working for both when Alexa continually bad mouths  Gayle…At least Gayle doesn’t want her name mentioned….

So we are back at the lovely salon where a client goes up to Tracey and her crazy pink 6 inch headband and is like “Oh, it’s so nice to see you”.  Gayle’s got a confused look and you see that the 80’s rocker head band came in useful as it’s now covering up her sweat… She knows it is a matter of time before Gayle finds out that she’s a Double Agent.  So, Gayle asks, how do you know her…and it comes out that she saw her at the Glam Factory for her daughter’s wedding make up trial.  Gayle professionally finishes her client, than asks to speak to Tracey in the office when she’s done with her client.  I have to give it to Gayle….. PROFESSIONALISM 101!    So, now the hot pink hair band isn’t able to hold the sweat back and Tracey’s really getting scared.  Alexa is side money for Tracey and The Gatsby is the main source of income for this girl.

Aint I Pretty? This is what happens when you do your own hair and makeup!

The confrontation wasn’t as good as I thought it would be.  I really was waiting for a; like, well your fired!  Kind of a mix between Alexa and Donald Trump.  Instead, Gayle offered a very motherly speech about disappointment, and The Gatsby is better for her career, but a decision needs to be made, one or the other.  It didn’t take Tracey but a moment to call up the clown princess and tell her what had happened.  But here’s the kicker, as Tracey’s saying that she is going to quit the Glammy Hell Hole, I mean the Glam Factory, Alexa refuses to hear it and instead informs her that she will be taking it up with Gayle herself.

So we are at the event for the Guinness World Records Event.  They need to cut more than 200 heads of hair in an 8 hour day.  As they are around hour 6, Alexa and her hoe down hooker patrol shows up.  I honestly couldn’t believe that she brought a possy to discuss something with Gayle.  This just shows the clown’s true colors, which are usually red, like her big lips.  She wanted to start a scene, and try and stop them from being a “Global Gatsby.”  So, confused when Alexa walks in sans red lips, Alexa announces that they need to talk.  And instead of taking it outside away from the event, Alexa has to show it on camera.  You know now that she doesn’t get much air time anymore…she’s gotta find the camera’s some way.

While Gayle and Alexa are getting into it, Christy jumps in and attacks like I have never seen her attack…  Then the troll Briella, walks throughout the salon like she hasn’t been banned of that place (see Season1) and here’s where things got crazy…..    Olivia was wrong by calling Briella over to her.  She said your not allowed in here, and instead of letting the bosses handle that, she took matters into her own hands.  Then it was a fight of three on three.  It was Briella, Tracey and Olivia fighting, and then there was Gayle, Alexa and Christy fighting.  It was awful.  I literally cringed in my seat and wondered why the Guinness Book of World Records people didn’t pick up and leave.

In the end, the blind rage excuse came up again (which is getting way overused)… Either the girls need to buck up and learn how to not throw fists, or they need anger management quickly.  Oh, and they won the event.  They are in the Guinness Book of World Records.  The only one that had a great story in this crazy opener was Anthony.  He did everything he could to ensure that they won this event.  He finally gets to cross this off of the bucket list.

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