From the “Real Housewives of Atlanta” Phaedra, Kenya, Kandi, and Cynthia are no strangers to drama, but this might be the first time they get into a catfight with a puppet. AND ITS FUNNY!
When watching the insult dog mocking both Kenya and Phaedra for their booty video’s competition and mostly Kenya’s “Gone With The Wind Fabulous” song that is so “Gone With The Wind Ghetto” performances, I was expecting a lot more banter and howling at each other but their restraint in laughing so hard to make a mockery of each other was interesting in the video. I expected a lot of high fives when each other was insulted but actually, I think Phaedra had the most constraint. SHOCKING!!!!
I do have to say that my favorite comment from the insult comic was when comparing Kenya’s style to Drag Queen’s inspiration.. hehehehe..
What happens when the Real Housewives of Atlanta expect a visit from Conan O’Brien but Triumph the “Insult Comic Dog” shows up instead?
Hilarity ensues.
“It must be exciting to be almost as famous as pawn shop employees,” Triumph tells reality stars Phaedra Parks, Kenya Moore, Kandi Burruss, and Cynthia Bailey.
But the demeaning dog has a soft spot for Cynthia. “You’re the classiest of the Real Housewives, which is kind of like saying you’re the smartest Kardashian,” he gushes.
But Triumph and Kenya almost throw down when he continually gets her name wrong!
“You better get your hand out of my face!” Kenya commands as Triumph’s paw starts waving around.
“That little thug dog Triumph though he was going to come in here and mess with the queen bee, but he got another thing coming because I am Gone with the Wind fabulous!” Kenya later snipes to the camera before standing up and storming off.
Triumph’s response? He sniffs Kenya’s vacated seat.
Lisa Vanderpump from “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” performed a Fox Trot on Dancing With The Stars Season 16 tonight and it was too bad. Ok, maybe a little stiff? Lisa needs to let go and have a bit more confidence.
In my opinion, Lisa has garnered major Bravo Housewife popularity from playing it safe the past few years but this is a different kind of show. She can’t play it safe and really put 100% in dropping the humor and focusing more on technique.
I am a huge fan of Lisa’s and want her to do well. I know her fans will carry her far thou. Lets see it improve next week Lisa! P.S. Leave Giggy with Ken!
Scores Are:
Carrie Ann Inaba – 6
Len Goodman – 6
Bruno Tonioli – 6
We got another lesson in “The History of Rap” with the illustrious Jimmy Fallon and Justin Timberlake folks! And for the newbies.. I also added the part 1, 2 & 3. It’s good to be the king!
Last night on “American Idol”, we learned that Mariah Carey is not THE diva on the set of the show while Nicki Minaj fails to appear the live opening show on time. She did appear eventually donning a black hoody and some strange sunglasses which she may of thought she was incognito. Remember when you were late for class and you would slink in and pretend you were invisible? That is what came to mind.
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Want to get your chuckle on? Watch Teresa Giudice from “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” try to explain the contents/ingredients(es) of her new “Milania” hair care products. All I know is that the product makes your hair “Amazing” due to truffle oil per Teresa. Seriously, this never gets old. Someone needs to get her a teleprompter stat!
Today, “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” reunion is taping for season 3 but remember Radaronline said it was already filmed and reported on, wait for it.. AUGUST 7 2012!!!! What about these juicy bits:
“Taylor Armstrong was forced to watch footage in which she was extremely intoxicated, and she again, vehemently denied that she has a drinking problem. Taylor refused to dish on the new man in her life and got extremely defensive when Brandi Glanville, criticized her for dating so soon after Russell’s suicide.”
American Idol’s‘s list of the top 10 men is complete!
American Idol has been on the air for 12 seasons. From the early days of Kelly Clarkson, the judges continually hounded the contestants on song choice. Simon Cowell (remember him?) would criticize contestants for being “cabaret,” “old-fashioned” and, worst of all, “boring.” Some of this season’s contestants have been watching Idol since they were in elementary school, which makes it all the more inexplicable that they still choose to sing songs like Peggy Lee’s “Fever,” which is 57 years old.
American Idol’s‘s list of the top 10 women is complete!
After the first week of sudden-death rounds, the judges gave their stamp of approval to five more female singers Wednesday night. And they sent five others home.
Here are the five contestants who are moving on in the competition:
Zoanette Johnson: The Tulsa resident, 20, was the first to be put through by the judges, who showered her with praise for singing a spirited version of “Circle of Life” from The Lion King. Keith Urban declared her “queen of the jungle.” Nicki Minaj told Zoanette, “You make me so emotional … You’re the person we’re going to remember tonight.”
Aubrey Cleland: After singing a slowed-down version of Beyoncé’s “Sweet Dreams,” Mariah Carey told Cleland, 19, “You’re limitless.” Nicki and Randy Jackson pointed out her commercial appeal. “Lookin’ like a current artist, soundin’ like one, feelin’ like one,” said Nicki of the performance.
Candice Glover: Taking on Aretha Franklin’s “(You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman” paid off for the singer, 23, who earned a standing ovation from Keith. Randy said she was “one of my favorite singers in the whole competition.”
On Wednesday, 10 women sang for five spots on American Idol‘s live shows. On Thursday, it was the remaining guys’ turn.
The judges have their own euphemisms when they don’t like a performance – it’s usually easy to read between the lines: If they compliment a singer on his shoes, he won’t advance. On Thursday, Nicki Minaj actually told a contestant, “Kudos to you for being really freshly, nicely groomed.” They might as well have had a stagehand pull him offstage with an oversized vaudeville hook.
After several weeks of good behavior by the judges, Thursday’s episode showed a spark of life when Nicki – who was wearing her very best Jan Brady wig – began rolling her eyes whenever Randy Jackson spoke. At one point, Ryan Seacrest even tried to get them to kiss and make up. There was talk about lipstick, and Mariah Carey did her best to look at anything other than the awkward air kiss that followed.
But the theatrics did not eclipse some solid singers – and a few performances that just weren’t good enough for the competition.
The Good:
Curtis Finch Jr. wowed judges with his version of Luther Vandross’s “Superstar.” It was oversung. But there was no denying Finch’s vocal talent.
Charlie Askew’s rendition of Elton John’s “Rocketman” was interesting and well-suited to his voice.
Lisa Hochstein and her husband “The Boob God” of Miami is still embroiled in a local fight with the historic preservation to tear down a broke down home they bought on Star Island in a foreclosure with intent on tearing down and building the home of their dreams as large as fake boobs will allow.
“We bought this house with the intention of building our dream home. If we knew this was going to happen, we would have never purchased this home,” Lisa Hochstein said.
The “Real Housewives of Miami” startlet is now seeking media attention to demonstrate how broke down the 88-year-old home is by trying to rip out electrical wires through the plaster thus making the home look more inhabitable. I KID! Well they did do that, but the home is in a serious state of disrepair and anyone with money would not want the current layout of the one room deep, “railroad” style architecture. The property itself is as wide as the home but is deep. A style of one room deep, does not take advantage of the property size thus having major potential for a larger home and much larger rooms. Check the photo’s here. The home is 88 years old and Miami is desperate to slap their “preservationists” stamp on the home with no other solution to the owners who have already laid out millions of dollars for this purchase who had no plans to sink a ton of money into a home they have no ability of remodeling in order to please the “Preservation Society”.
American Idol threw yet another new twist at its 40 remaining contestants: a sudden-death round.
Five women moved on, five went home.
“One song, one chance, no mercy,” Ryan Seacrest said as the first group of 10 female contestants gathered in Las Vegas to try to finally sing their way – in front of a boisterous studio audience – through to the “America votes” phase of the competition.
Kentucky high school junior Jenny Beth Willis, whose rendition of a Trisha Yearwood song earned mixed reviews from the judges, was the first up. Although Keith Urban appreciated her “effortless confidence,” Nicki Minaj said her performance lacked excitement (a comment that elicited the first audience boos of the season). Final result: It was the end of the road for Willis.
Tenna Torres, 28, – who attended Mariah Carey’s camp for kids as a youngster – took the stage next and impressed the judges with her take on the Natasha Bedingfield’s “Soulmate.” But she lost style points with Minaj, who didn’t like one particular aspect of her look. “Lose the hair,” said Minaj, who felt the contestant’s coif aged her. Final result: She made it through to the Top 20.
Everyone take the day off and eat some Americana food and get some heartburn! Me, I am headed to the beach to walk the boards, eat some beach food and watch some fireworks. I actually have the 2 boys in tow with my grandson so this will be specially nice.
Everyone please be safe and enjoy yourselves! Now a little special diddy to make you all smile. 😉
The 4th of July is a special holiday weekend for all Americans, but perhaps more so for the NYPD bomb squad. That’s because each year they get to blow up all the fireworks the department has confiscated in a grand, fiery spectacle.
This year they gathered 5,000 pounds of confiscated fireworks and detonated it.
It is illegal to buy or sell fireworks in New York without a permit, so those who are caught can get fined or arrested. From the Staten Island Advance:
Follow Carly on twitter to get updates for the call in number and location. You can view her profile here as she post’s upcoming live podcast’s for Thursday late nights after WWHL airs.
Ok now that all done, Carly has a Thursday night show after “Watch What Happens Live” and its a Radio call in show and tonight it was once again hosted by Lynn Hudson because Carly loves her blog http://lynnnchicago101.wordpress.com/
The discussion was the crazy chit Jill Zarin created and got the other girls to go along with to establish Simon as a creepy cyber bully. We certainly know Jill has ‘mean tweeted’ but tries really hard to convince everyone last night that she is so hurt by Simon’s allegations and Kelly jumps on the bandwagon. Funny how Jill nor Kelly can provide one example of a ‘mean tweet’ that they are both so damaged by. One would think you have atleast one screen capture your paid assistants could provide in a pinch right?
“America’s Got Talent” has truly turned out the talent last night. What talent it was. Landau Murphy was a huge surpise for all. and what a surprise it was.. Very lovely and truly amazing… I want more.. “ITS BRITNEY BITCH” I want MORE!!! Boy you got to want some more.. or more.. This dude turned out “Frank Sinatra” big time..
OK for chits and giggles.. I realy loved this guy. his boy and strength is amazing… I truly hope he shows more to the judges to get more votes and accolades.
Radaronline is reporting that Vicki Gunvelson’s new man in her life is a dead beat dad too two other women? One his ex-wife and another a girlfriend.. read below.. This allegation is very interesting due to Vicky’s constant berating of Slade Smiley’s back child support payments. Also what is interesting is the date of the letter. It’s a few months before Vicki filed for divorce and is now using the Tamra Barney excuse that “we were friend’s before we dated”. One can not throw stones whom live in glass houses.
Also below is Vicki’s statement.
Real Housewife of Orange County star Vicki Gunvalson is dating a ‘deadbeat dad’ who owes tens of thousands of dollars to two scorned exes.
Vicki, who last year filed for divorce from second husband Donn after 17 years of marriage, has been stepping out with Brooks Ayers, as RadarOnline.com previously reported.
But the one secret she’s not showing off is Brooks’ dark past.
RadarOnline.com has exclusively obtained court documents that reveal Brooks’ was twice arrested by police in Alabama and Mississippi last year for failing to meet his child support obligations to estranged wife Kim.
It’s claimed he owes about $40,000, in total, to her and another woman: his ex-girlfriend, Nicolette Catanzarite from Indianapolis, IN., with whom he has a son.
What’s more, we’ve also learned Vicki even leant her famous name to her beau’s case in a desperate bid to bail him out of his financial disaster.
I only pretend to have klass.. I serve up Hot Steamy chit for a living!! CHIT STIRRIN MAY BUY YOU KLASS!!!!! Hope no one realized when I wrote my book that the rules didn't pertained to reality tv?
So the show starts off right off the heels of the Ramotional slobbering on the bed vs Jill who sought comfort to her brunette’s by telling them that “this is the worst I have eva dealt wit!! I aint gonna kiss that hard ass no more.. she works out too much for me and her arse is too firm!!”
We are going to have long faced babies together..
Jill is banging on Cindy’s door to no avail.. “Where is my Cindy!!! sniff sniff”. LuMann comes from the corridor and asks what happens while Jill now really turns on the water works and breaks out into her oh mah gawd mode.. “I have been so violated!!” I need Bawby!!!!!
How does Jill bring up (cue lightning and thunder) the Bethenny issue and claims it was all Ramona’s fault and now feels betrayed? Is this her only response to Ramona confront her on how she doesn’t like how Jill talks behind her back? Is that all she has? How was that Ramona’s fault? I don’t get it.. Memory tells me that it was LuMann who tried to sever the ties with her well orchestrated ways of sabotaging a meeting at Ramona’s home in an effort to get them together to talk since Bethenny was on board to strike a make-up of the Jill kind? Was it not LuMann who dragged Jill out of that apartment before that could happen? Wasn’t it Jill who railed on Ramona for such a surprise and attack for attempting to draft a peace treaty? Now its all Ramona’s fault for Jill’s and Bethenny’s break down? Never once taking LuMann to task for her part in it and now telling LuMann that it was all Ramona’s fault when she never told her what she said!!! MY BRAINS ARE GOING TO EXPLODE!!!
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