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Now Look What You Did, You Greedy Bastards

Posted by tinselkitty on April 30, 2011


You stupid, selfish sons of bitches. While you were all off in your mahogany paneled conference rooms threatening to whip your dicks out on your Stoll conference tables to prove to each other just who is the biggest, manliest stud in television CEO-dom and thus who deserved to cash in the most on Mad Men, Betty Draper done went and got herself knocked up. Now what, jerks? Iffin you would have just come to agreement in a timely goddamned fashion, taping for this season would have already been underway by now and they could have worked around January’s little preggie belly. Now she’s gonna be full blown beach ball when it’s time to film. Now Matthew Weiner and his crew are going to have to work their storylines around this issue. I swear to ceiling cat, if this ends up keeping Sally Draper away from Woodstock, I am going to come out there to Hollywood, hunt your asses down and force you to sit and watch marathon sessions of Bravo programming, just like I have to do in between Mad Men seasons. If I have to suffer, so will you.

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Watch What Happens Live After Show with Countess LuAnn and Cat Shmackdown!

Posted by ImaJustSaying on April 29, 2011


Holy shit batman!!! Cat is now my biggest hero and HOLY SHIT! We already saw the tension between LuAnn and Cat in the live show, now we see the best ever shmack down in history on the after show! At first Andy seemed to be annoyed with Cat’s air of “Why Am I Here?” attitude but then Cat did not dissapoint!

In Part 2 of the after show, she really lets LuAnn have it for her condescending, I am up here dahling behavior and I have to say, I didn’t feel sorry for LuAnn one bit!

Cat said everything I wish I had the opportunity to say! LuAnn didn’t have a single comeback since she was not infront of a camera taping her digs at the other housewives being 2 faced and trying to be witty. Cat took the sails out of her Countess title and why am I smiling? Oh yeah.. cause I live for this chit.

YOU MUST WATCH THE AFTER SHOW BELOW!!!

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Real Housewives of New York RECAP – Ramona D

Posted by tinselkitty on April 29, 2011


Royal wedding, William and Kate, eight foot train, Sarah Burton, balcony kisses, and so on and so forth. But the best, the absolute best, English action this weekend was Cat Ommanney letting it fly on LuLu’s pretentious ass last night. I can’t wait for Luann’s next etiquette blog. Hopefully she addresses how you handle it when you suddenly are confronted with the fact that, not only are you NOT the be all, end all of British culture, society and protocol, you were also the epitome of American boorishness by assuming you should be judging and correcting a native of said culture. Can you imagine what Luann would have had to say about her if Cat had tried to critique her on Luann’s Fourth of July festivities?

“No, dear, you must light the fireworks this way, this is how we do it in the old country.”

“Wait a moment, Luann, that is not the proper way to grill a hot dog.”

“We do not put catsup on our burgers across the pond.”

“Luann, why are people eating before singing God Save the Queen? Everyone knows you MUST sing to the Queen before celebrating your unfortunate decision to ruin a boatload of proper English tea.”

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Jethro’s take on the Real Housewives of New York!

Posted by ImaJustSaying on April 29, 2011


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Oh, there has been a shift in the tides over on “The Real Housewives of New York City.” And for some strange reason, it has to do with the blondes on the show.

Does everyone remember the funny, flirty Sonja Morgan of last season? Now, we’re thinking she had us all fooled. Did the notoriety of being a housewife get to her head or what? This season, she’s acting like a know-it-all, arrogant, sex-crazed uptown snob. Does someone need to tell her the role of Samantha on “Sex and the City” has been cast?

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Now It’s Time For Twinkley Tweet’s With Sonja Morgan.. LET THEM EAT CAKE WIT NO TEEF!

Posted by ImaJustSaying on April 29, 2011


 

TVTINSEL.. I promise I will go to bed like a good girl and study for my exam.. shmooches

Well I would imagine that eating cake with no teeth is a simple feat but veal?  or um steak?  Maybe Sonja has more information then I do on how to digest non chewed meat in the digestive tract and maybe has a body cleanse solution for that.  Hey, I heard that it takes a week to digest meat so that makes me worry.. madly.  Now I get the digestive issue’s that is regurgitated and rotting in my organs makes me weary of ever eating salami again!  I havent been eating meat since knowing of this fact.  Oh.. I once told a huge man of this fact and he disagreed with me telling me he knows he digested the next day.  I asked him how did he know” and he told me to trust him.  Ok this is getting off the beating path and too much TMI.  HEY THATS HOW I ROLL!!

Ok tonight Mr Man came home early due to his flight being cancelled and how lucky for him the earlier flight was delayed with seats that he could hop on and come home early to me.  Not so good since I rely on him coming home in the wee hours and the environment was not ready.  Anyone gets that klugy statement? 

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The Etiquette Lesson Faux Aristocrat LuAnn Failed

Posted by tinselkitty on April 29, 2011


Don’t ask an actual Brit to be critiqued on royal manners by an American who married into an aristocracy that no longer exists in yet a totally different country. Seriously, Andy, us regular folk everywhere know this one. How did you ever think that was a good idea? Somewhere, Lisa Vanderpump, Extraordinaire is devastated that you pulled that crap in front of Giggy.

Cat should have called YOU out, too Andy Cohen. Damn American jackholes. You are ruining royal wedding eve.

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Real Housewives of New York Preview – “Ramona D”

Posted by ImaJustSaying on April 28, 2011


Tonight looks like another boring installment of Real Housewives of New York.  So far, we see invitations that are debated whether or not they are received and Ramona needing her Pinot.  If the previews are any reflection to tonights episode, we might as well skip it.  Tonight, Cindy tries to get Kelly and Ramona together and LuMan throws a cocktail party.  Big whoops.  Is it possible that we may miss Jill and her crazy antics that give us fodder?  How crazy is it that Kelly is not so crazy this season?   Does anyone think she is heavily medicated?  Please RH gods.. bring back crazy kellybeenshmokin and more fake lying from Jill.  This franchise is going south fast!   We do have to look forward to Morroco and wake me up when that airs.

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What’s On TV Tonight? “The Office”, “Greys Anatomy”, “Big Bang Theory” and “RHONY”

Posted by ImaJustSaying on April 28, 2011


The Big Bang Theory 8-8:30pm, CBS. Priya takes her legal skills to Leonard and Sheldon’s roommate agreement.

Community 8-8:30pm, NBC. Shirley goes into labor during the anthropology final and Chang insists that the early birth is a sign that the child is his.

American Idol 8-9pm, FOX. Crystal Bowersox and Bruno Mars perform before another contestant is voted off.

The Office 9-9:52pm, NBC. If the final moments of last week’s episode made you well up, you better stock up on the tissues because tonight, Michael Scott says his goodbyes to the folks in Scranton.

Parks and Recreation 9:52-10:30pm, NBC. Ben moves in with April and Andy and, upon seeing the state of their home, gives them a crash course in adulthood.

Heres tonight’s lineup of new shows and events (all times Eastern). Check your local TV listings for additional information.

8:00 to 9:00
ABC: ’20/20′
CBS: ‘The Big Bang Theory’ and ‘Rules of Engagement’
CW: ‘The Vampire Diaries’
FOX: ‘American Idol’
NBC: ‘Community’
ESPN: ‘NFL Draft’ (210 minutes)
Showtime: ‘Bud Greenspan Presents: Vancouver 2010 Stories of Olympic Glory’ (120 minutes)
NickToons: ‘Speed Racer: The Next Generation’ (8:30 start)
TLC: ‘The Making of a Royal Wedding’
TNT: ‘NBA Playoffs’ (game 6, Lakers vs. Hornets)

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Go ‘Head, Girl, Go ‘Head, Get Down

Posted by tinselkitty on April 28, 2011


Rowr! Cat’s gone and traded up nicely, if I do say so myself. Before we get to the story, I would like to pause a moment to give Radar Online two official slaps with a wet noodle. The first slap is for including a link for exclusive (of course, it’s Radar’s middle name) photos of the Salahis at home. No. Do not want to see. The second slap is for the paparazzi shot below. Creepy much?

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Watch Out, Vicki, There’s a New Worky Worky Worky Wife on the Scene

Posted by tinselkitty on April 28, 2011


That’s right, Vicki, another Housewife is out to steal your employment thunder. I’m sure you’ll be able to keep your title of “Most Psychotically Persistent”, though, so no worries there. And I have to ask – is Mike trying to put Li’l Snitch in Cindy’s hand here?

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American Idol Final 6 Performances and you Can Guess My Favorite!

Posted by ImaJustSaying on April 28, 2011


 

Ok Folks.. another night of American Idol and James is now becoming a god to me.  His performance has been flawless and now this week he decides not to bring out the glitz and drums and just plain ol sing.  And how he did sing.   I am so rooting for this kids and want the best for him.  I also want him to make enough money to fix his snaggle toof as well.  Winners must be pretty.  Atleast in the teef department.  

Check out the performances below..  YOUR WELCOME!

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What’s New On TV Tonight? “Survivor”, “American Idol” & “Top Chef Masters”

Posted by ImaJustSaying on April 27, 2011


 

America’s Next Top Model 9-10pm, CW. One of the models has a breakdown when none of the designer clothes fit her.

Cougar Town 9:30-10pm, ABC. Travis and Andy join Bobby at a pro golf tournatment while Ellie and Grayson are shocked to see how well Laurie performs at a trivia game.

South Park 10-10:30pm, COM. Fresh off their broadway success, Trey Parker and Matt Stone return to small town Colorado for the start the 15th season.

Top Chef Masters 10-11pm, BRAVO. The chefs must create three meals with a 1,200 calorie limit for the cast members of The Biggest Loser.

Justified 10-11pm, FX. In the wake of tragedy, Raylan sets out to bring a murderer to justice.

 

Heres tonight’s lineup of new shows and events (all times Eastern). Check your local TV listings for additional information.

8:00 to 9:00
ABC: ‘Better With You’ (8:30 start)
CBS: ‘Survivor: Redemption Island’
FOX: ‘American Idol’ (90 minutes)
NBC: ‘Inside the Royal Wedding’
DIY: ‘Money Hunters’ (8:30 start)
G4: ‘Web Soup’
ID: ‘Dateline on ID’
Spike: ‘UFC Unleashed’
TBS: ‘Are We There Yet?’ (two episodes)
Weather Channel: ‘Weather Caught on Camera’

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Rob Mariano Gets His Own Reality Show.. Survivor Is No Longer An Issue!!

Posted by ImaJustSaying on April 27, 2011


Rob Mariano Gets His Own Reality Show

Rob Mariano Gets His Own Reality Show

Rob Mariano

He’s battled through four seasons of Survivor and competed twice with wife Amber on The Amazing Race, but ‘Boston’ Rob Mariano isn’t done with reality TV yet.

Mariano and monster truck impresario Dennis Anderson will star in a new series for History this year, PEOPLE has learned.

In Around the World in 80 Ways, Mariano and Anderson will challenge each other to circumnavigate the globe using 80 different methods of transportation with the caveat that each cannot repeat any way twice.

“I think The Amazing Race gave me a foundation for traveling,” Mariano tells PEOPLE. “However, the approach that we are taking in Around the World in 80 Ways is completely different from anything I’ve done before in that this show will be a celebration of transportation throughout history.”

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BRAVO MAXINE is a freaking Racist!! Let me Splain..

Posted by ImaJustSaying on April 27, 2011


 

Just to bring you readers up to date.. we had a twitter turd named Tweet Maxine, The “Bravo Mole” and she was outlandish and just plain ugly to Real Housewife peeps and just mean to unsuspecting housewife’s who had no clue of their celebrity and background to be unveiled.  Hey it happens to the best of us!  But you don’t want chit to be made up like Maxine did.  SHe was ugly and just plainly made chit up!!  When the good stuff wasnt available.  so.. now she is back and making more chit up and is now a true racist and is unabashed.  She is loud and proud and all Housewives who are not born here or born a Christian of some sort is suspect to Maxine.  

If you’re a Real Housewives fan on Twitter, you no doubt have run into a character who calls herself “Tweet Maxine.” Insisting she’s got all kinds of connections, Maxine could be found tweeting long rants and “scoops” on the housewives 24 hours a day.

Maxine’s other obsessions appeared to be the cast of Desperate Housewives, Victoria Rowell, and conservative politics. While I first found her amusing, several comments about Jill Zarin and Andy Cohen’s religion completely turned me off. Her claims got more and more bizarre as time went on: claiming that Kandi Burruss had more to do with the death of her fiancee A.J. Jewell; claiming that Caroline and Dina Manzo had been fired from Real Housewives of New Jersey and claiming that Gretchen Rossi had been scouting wedding locations for season 6 of Real Housewives of Orange County. All of Maxine’s stories were based on conjecture that anyone who follows the housewives could have come up with. However, I noticed that many people were repeating her stories on forums and a few other blogs, believing her to be a real Bravo “insider.”

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Adam Levine. ‘Nuff Said.

Posted by tinselkitty on April 27, 2011


Back in the days of yore, when Tinselkitty was but a mere ball o’ fluff in search of a cheezburger, there was no love for Adam Levine. He was one of those trashy, slutty boys who was getting inked every time I turned around. Yuck. I just didn’t get how he managed to cut a swath of sexual destruction wherever he went. I mean, c’mon. He’s not bad looking, but Don Draper he is not.

Then this happened.

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