Umm, Thank Goodness for Small Favors?
Posted by tinselkitty on April 19, 2011
Holy mega-diss, Playboy!
From TMZ –
Alleged White House crasher Michaele Salahi has finally taken her NUDE pics for Playboy — but TMZ has learned she’s just been informed by the mag that she WILL NOT be featured on the cover.
Sources involved with the spread tell us … The “Real Housewives of D.C.” star received an email from Playboy honchos informing her, “There is no opportunity this calendar year to offer you a cover opportunity or place for your pictorial.”
Playboy informed Michaele the company would instead feature her on the website — explaining, “We had hoped an issue would be available to present you in the pages of the magazine first. However, that does not seem likely and we do not want to keep them from our readers any longer.”
If it’s any consolation — the Playboy rep told Salahi the pics were, “AMAZING!”
So, wow. It’s one thing to be told right off the bat that Playboy doesn’t want you in their magazine, but to hear that after they’ve done the pictures? Michaele, please, please use this as your wake up call. Not everyone is meant for public life. Please stop trying so hard. Go find a nice office job or go back to doing makeup or whatever, but get thee out of the limelight, straightaway!
Since we’re on the subject of nekkid Salahis, let’s do a little poll.