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Umm, Thank Goodness for Small Favors?

Posted by tinselkitty on April 19, 2011

Holy mega-diss, Playboy!

From TMZ

Alleged White House crasher Michaele Salahi has finally taken her NUDE pics for Playboy — but TMZ has learned she’s just been informed by the mag that she WILL NOT be featured on the cover.

Sources involved with the spread tell us … The “Real Housewives of D.C.” star received an email from Playboy honchos informing her, “There is no opportunity this calendar year to offer you a cover opportunity or place for your pictorial.”

Playboy informed Michaele the company would instead feature her on the website — explaining, “We had hoped an issue would be available to present you in the pages of the magazine first. However, that does not seem likely and we do not want to keep them from our readers any longer.”

If it’s any consolation — the Playboy rep told Salahi the pics were, “AMAZING!”

So, wow. It’s one thing to be told right off the bat that Playboy doesn’t want you in their magazine, but to hear that after they’ve done the pictures? Michaele, please, please use this as your wake up call. Not everyone is meant for public life. Please stop trying so hard. Go find a nice office job or go back to doing makeup or whatever, but get thee out of the limelight, straightaway!

Since we’re on the subject of nekkid Salahis, let’s do a little poll.


20 Responses to “Umm, Thank Goodness for Small Favors?”

  1. BobLHead said

    Where is the neither button?

  2. Bryan said

    A Goddess

  3. LWoo said

    I’m with Bob. Bryan, what the hell?!?! LOL!

    That says a lot for them to deny her AFTER they took the pics. That has to hurt her ego. It would hurt mine. Just sayin’…

  4. Bryan said

    @3, LWoo, she doesn’t seem to be playboy material.

  5. @tweatcyn said

    These people are REALLY getting desperado for attention and money.

  6. Silly BobLHead. I purposely left out the neither option. I knew if that was included that’s what everyone would pick. Nope, no easy outs for y’all. You have to see one of ’em nekkid – which one is it?

  7. BobLHead said

    Can I gouge out my eyeballs with a spoon first?

  8. G-sus said

    Ok, which one of you chose Tareq? LOL

  9. Jelly...Peanut butter and Jelly....Jelly bean...whatever! said

    Ugh….can she be any more skanky?

  10. Fleur said

    I’d rather pour boiling bleach into my eyes than look at either of the Salahi’s. Naked or fully clothed they are REPULSIVE!

  11. Rosie said

    Omg! I can’t believe she got as far as actually taking the pictures…

  12. Rosie said

    @8 G..
    I picked porky! 🙂

  13. G-sus said

    Your sadistic Rosie! lol

  14. G-sus said

    *you are* damn, too early in the morning

  15. LWoo said

    @ Bryan 4: Ya think?! LMAO!!!
    @ Tinsel 6: Now that’s just wrong! But funny! 😉

    If my man tried to ‘pimp’ me out like that, we’d have some issues. You know he put her up to it and she surely said, “Of course I’ll do it, love. Our 15 minutes are almost up!”

  16. Bryan said

    Good Morning All

    Why do I have a feeling they couldn’t afford a horse so the slapped a saddle over a rock?

  17. Jelly...Peanut butter and Jelly....Jelly bean...whatever! said

    Bryan!! LOL!

  18. Will-i-is said

    Michaele, no have breasteses!!! I always thought the main concept from the folks behind Playboy was to colorfully display on a monthly basis, the ample buxomness of the female form. I mean c’mon, look at ‘er! She’s built like a 6-foot Grind Box! Gi-yahhhhh!!!

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