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For Serious, Who Would Buy This?

Posted by tinselkitty on April 16, 2011

Even though G-sus tried to spoil the surprise, I’m giving it to you anyway. It’s part of my oath as a responsible blogger. Personally, I love these two pics side by side like this as it’s a good representation of how I feel Tareq’s inner dialogue plays out.

“Hey, Tareq, you’re looking mighty fine there.”

“Thanks, Tareq, so do you. You been working out?”

“Yep, I’m getting ready to go play some polo. Want to join us?”

“Thanks, but I can’t. I’m off to the sauna. Michaele likes it when I have an even sheen of sweat all over.”

From TMZ

Tareq Salahi  is backing into a serious deal with Playgirl — in fact, the “Real Housewives of DC” star already sent in a couple sample shots of his rump… and we’re told, the nudie mag is interested.

Nothing’s signed yet — and we’re told Tareq is adamant about NOT going full-frontal — but sources in both camps tell us, it’s practically a done deal … aside from a few undersized details.

FYI, the polo-themed picture on the left is no accident — we’re told the plan is to shoot Tareq riding into the sunset on a HORSE … completely naked.

Good thing that won’t be embarrassing.

Hey, Andy Cohen, are you going to display this issue in the clubhouse?


22 Responses to “For Serious, Who Would Buy This?”

  1. G-sus said

    If they put that man naked on a horse, I’m calling PETA.

  2. Fleur said


  3. Fleur said

    LOL G-Sus, if that happened we’d see a Jack Ass riding a Horse! 😉

  4. Oh, I just noticed his collar is popped. Half nekkid douchey dude.

  5. The most disgusting specimen. The multiple chins. The man boobs. That big stomach. The jagged teeth. The crooked nose. The graying/receding hairline. oooo…can’t wait.

  6. Samuel.. lmaoo!!!! I guess you and the troll are not friends?? 😉

  7. Leigh said

    That polo mallet looks like a dirty mop! They can’t even tell the truth about a prop?!

  8. Leigh said

    I will also now be going to gouge out my eyes,Thanks;)

  9. G-sus said

    I think the bigger question is whether TMZ paid Husky here for the pic. I know they paid for it given the huge TMZ plastered all over it. And since it was obviously taken by Skeletora or a very underpaid assistant, wouldn’t they get the $$$$?

    • I see your bigger question and raise you much bigger question – Will TMZ be paying for all of the therapy required by this photographer? Also, will they make said therapy mandatory? It needs to be mandatory. That poor photog probably has PTSD and may be in denial about the mental fallout.

  10. Dani said

    But you know what the worst thing is about all of this, you just know he thinks he has got it going on here.

  11. G-sus said

    Ahhh, good question TK, they probably will immediately send him to take Michaele’s place on Celebrity Rehab.
    Now here’s a two-fer for you. One, why is he standing in a corner? And brace yourself for the second…. What is he doing with his right hand in the picture on the right?

    • I think that’s called self-fluffing, G-sus. Looks like he’s ambidextrous – where’s his left hand in the other pic? And he’s in the corner because he’s been a very bad boy.

  12. Bryan said

    There is some fringe gays who are into this bear kind of look, they might dig him.

  13. G-sus said

    Oh god, don’t say that Bryan. i want to stay in la-la land and think the only person on earth who is attracted to this deviant is his deviant wife.

  14. G-sus said

    Bryan, don’t they prefer their bears a little hairier? Is that a word…. hmmm. Hairier, doesn’t look right, but spell check okayed it… anyhooo.

    Turkey looks like the old lady got a hold of a whole bottle of Nads and went to town.

  15. Bryan said

    @18 it’s more a size thing, besides I think he has a fuzzy chest.

    @17, Tinsel, sorry honey, yeah, there is, I can think of one website its called “the guy”. they have some larger guys and some around his age some possibly older, not too old though.

  16. Fleur said

    PTSD? Post Traumatic Salahi Disorder? Maybe that’s what Michele wanted to go on Celebrity Rehab for??? 😉

  17. Oy Vey said

    @20 LMAO, that was classic.

  18. If that’s the case, Fleur, of course Dr. Drew kicked her out. He knows some things just aren’t fixable. No sense wasting time on it.

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