Caption This Picture Contest.. PLEASE!!! I Need Some Future Shnark! #RHOBH

Help me folks!!  Help me to caption this next photo on the next Faye POST!!!

Let me start..  

• Peanut Butter is stuck to the roof of my mouth..
• I bit my tongue and now speaking in tongue’s..

You guys get it right?  😉  The winning person will win a virtual pin of serious awesomeness of the Amazing KIND!

**UPDATE!! Did “The Morally Corrupt Faye Resnick” CRASH Lisa’s Tea Party? Lets Find Out #RHOBH

I have to give credit to a Bravo TV Blog commenter @opiecat4

**Update below in bold and in RED!!!!

Well, much has been a twitter in regards to Faye Resnick showing up at the Tea Party on “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” that Lisa has hosted and we have all been wondering who had invited Faye.  Some of us had speculated that Kyle had just brought the pot stirrer to be her mouth piece for her and Adrienne or maybe a last-minute addition.

Lisa Vanderpump had sort of cleared up the questions below in the following tweets initiated by Kyle Richards.

TWINKLY TWEETS! Is Camille Grammer A Hypocrite? Lets Take A Walk Down Memory Lane Shall We? #RHOBH

After watching “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” tonight, a few of us on twitter seemed a bit put off that Camille Grammer would strongly defend Adrienne Malouf’s lies and deceit at another Tea Party gone horribly wrong.  Taylor Armstrong wanted to speak about the elephant in the room about Adrienne threatening legal action against Brandi where Adrienne completely denies it and expected to accept her reality TV award for trying to act completely dumbfounded!  If we remove the founded part, it would be more appropriate.

Adrienne completely denies initiating a lawsuit but will not admit to her attorney sending letters to Brandi’s attorney which are not of the “HEY!!  lets have tea” kind of letters.  Brandi has said that Adrienne’s attorney was trying to negotiate with Brandi to never speak ill of Adrienne and her family.  I would imagine that some threats are made towards Brandi if she does not comply hence the reason for Brandi hiring an attorney to address the threats?

Taylor wants to get to the bottom if this and asked Adrienne directly if her attorney sent Brandi’s attorney a letter about suing her and Adrienne responded “That is absolutely, without a doubt not true”. 

Tinselkitty’s Christmas Might Be Coming Early This Year

It’s so hard to clap with paws but I’m trying my best. Insider sources (who knows, but I want to believe this one, I want to believe it so bad!) are bequeathing Shana Hughes Taylor Ford Armstrong with yet another name – “hot mess”. Squee! Double squee!

Lisa Vanderpump, Terrorist?

You can use it as the title for Lisa’s spin-off show, Bravo, but I will absolutely require my name on the credits, an all-expenses-paid week with LV herself and an exemplary renumeration package that includes health insurance.

Shoot, Was This Only Because of the Cameras?

 

Following Thursday’s spotting of Kim and Kyle together with Kathy Hilton, hopes were running high that the sisters were perhaps on the mend. Given the news that Season 2 has begun filming, my kitty sense is purring.

Buckle Up, Filming Has Begun Anew in Beverly Hills

And Faye’s already in the mix, seen here with Kyle and Estella Sneider, Mauricio’s mother. That same day, Kyle and Faye hit up the Millenium Network Event, hosted by Bill Clinton. But get this – they wore the same clothes! To two places! In one day! How shocking is that?!?

Beverly Hills Season 2 Scooparama

Word on the street is that filming’s already begun, there will be more housewives and there will be more drama. On the one paw, Tinselkitty is aquiver with excitement, but on the other paw, I’m worried about Kim in an amped up environment. Bravo, I really, really, for really realz don’t have any interest in seeing Kim get beat up again, and I know I’m not alone on that.

Entire Cast Of Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills To Return!! GASP!!

 

 

 

 

 

HollyWood Life is exclusively reporting the following..

 

Such great news! All of our favorite ladies from the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills are resigning their contracts with the show for a second season, HollywoodLife.com can exclusively confirm. Camille Grammer, Taylor Armstrong and Kim Richards were on the fence but they all said yes today.

“Taylor was hesitating because of the spotlight on her marriage which caused problems for her and her husband Russell, who is actually a genuinely good man,” says a source close to Lisa Vanderpump, another star of the show. “They actually have a pretty happy marriage but it wasn’t portrayed that way, but she wants another chance at showing how they really are in love with each other.”

A Story In the Grand Bravo Tradition of Rerunning an Episode to Death

I’m jumping on the non-story bandwagon today and bringing y’all another tale of Camille not being happy about Kelsey’s wedding. Shocking news, eh? Since this kind of hard hitting, investigative journalism seems to be trending, who am I to go against the grain? I’ve already reworked this same article 18 different ways and set them to post at random intervals. I’m so sneaky! IJS will never even know! Maybe I’ll even get a raise out of it.

It’s All Downhill After 2

Poor Portia. She’s only just turned three but she’s already learning that sometimes in life you have downs, not just ups. Last year, she was whooping it up with farm animals and Elmo and a flower-strewn pool. This year, she’s been bumped to Giggles N’ Hugs and has to suffer the indignity of wearing a plastic tiara. Them’s the breaks, kid. One minute you’re the toast of the town; the next thing you know you wake up and realize your best years are behind you and now you’re too old to ever catch Kelsey Grammer’s wandering eye.

I Don’t Remember the NY Housewife Hunt Being This Frenzied

The latest gossip is pointing to Ayda Field, newlywed to Robbie Williams of Millennium fame. She certainly has the…uh…chops to hang out with the BH ladies. Also inside: insinuations that Lisa Vanderpump, Extraordinaire is defending her turf and a reminder that Camille Grammer still hasn’t formally announced if she’ll be back or not.

Tinselkitty Responds – Vulture Talks to Kyle Richards Edition

Ever desperate to speak to the Housewives directly but never allowed, I must settle for talking about what they talk about. I’m so meta. Once again, I have chosen to appear in blue but went with a brighter hue this time around. I think it brings out the silver in my fur.

That Hole’s Plenty Big Enough, Kyle. No Need To Keep Digging It Deeper.

Chicken. Egg. Chicken. Egg. Kim’s issues. Kyle’s behavior. Chicken. Egg. ‘Tis the eternal question. While we may never know the answer to the chicken/egg conundrum, it’s becoming more and more obvious which Richards is the cause and which Richards is the effect.

Crossing Fingers, Desperately Hoping She’ll Come Back

Please, Taylor, please just go ahead and sign up now. You know you want to, stop playing. I’m all for it because you make this writing gig sooooo easy. Neverending gifts from Baby Jesus, yes indeedy, that’s what you are.