Whats New On TV Tonight? Dancing With The Stars, #RHOBH, Dallas, The Following, Bates Motel & Deception #TVTIME101
Posted by ImaJustSaying on March 18, 2013
Eastern – National Listings
8 pm Eastern
Bones | FOX The Doom in the Gloom
An investigation of the death of a U.S. marine reveals the deceased’s obsession with the apocalypse and a link to a group of doomsday preppers. Meanwhile, Sweets finds an apartment he loves, but Brennan and Booth doubt that he’ll move out of their house.
Continuum | Syfy Endtimes
In the Season 1 finale, Kiera races to stop an imminent terrorist attack, and Alec gets kidnapped by Liber8 after learning his stepbrother, Julian, is under their sway.
Dancing With the Stars | ABC
The 16th-season opener begins with 12 celebrities, including Jacoby Jones, Wynonna Judd, D.L. Hughley, Dorothy Hamill, Victor Ortiz and Kellie Pickler.
Fast N’ Loud | DSC Far-Out Fairlane
A 1959 Fairlane 500 Galaxie and a 1954 Bel Air are refurbished.
Gypsy Sisters: Extra Bling | TLC Wedded for Disaster
In an enhanced episode, Mellie denies she’s pregnant to her suspicious relatives as her wedding approaches; and Nettie and Lottie Mae aren’t on speaking terms.
How I Met Your Mother | CBS The Fortress
Robin would like Barney to sell his bachelor pad so they can get a place of their own, but he is somewhat reluctant and goes to great lengths to sabotage any potential sale. Meanwhile, Lily’s art-consultant position with the Captain impacts her relationship her husband.
Love & Hip Hop | VH1 Do the Right Thing
Erica wages a battle to win back her beau, but an exposed secret stirs up drama. Meanwhile, Tahiry anticipates an important trip and is pleased when Joe supports her.
Studio E! | E!
Coverage of the day’s entertainment news.
The Biggest Loser | NBC Live Finale
The winner of the $250,000 prize is crowned in the Season 14 finale, and the eliminated players return to weigh in for the $100,000 at-home prize. The kid participants also show off their transformations.
The Secret Life of the American Teenager | ABCFAM To Each Her Own
Amy buys her wedding dress at a thrift shop, a purchase that meets with disapproval from others. Meanwhile, Anne begins to question Robie’s paternity; and Kathy is unsure if she wants to return home to Texas, so Ethan has a request for her parents.
WWE Monday Night Raw | USA
Triple H returns to answer Brock Lesnar; Undertaker also appears.
8:30 pm Eastern
Chasing the Saturdays | E! #SatsOnTheRox
The girls are set to headline a show in the U.S., but then vocal issues threaten the concert, along with some unexpected news from home.
Crash & Bernstein | DISXD Crashus Maximus
Crash develops multiple personalities when he is struck by lightning, one of which is a Roman gladiator.
Rules of Engagement | CBS Role Play
Jeff plots to get into a popular restaurant that he promised to take Audrey to, after he fails to make a reservation. Meanwhile, Liz and Russell attend a meeting for sex addicts.
9 pm Eastern
2 Broke Girls | CBS And the Temporary Distraction
Max and Caroline take office temp jobs. While Caroline tries to climb the corporate ladder, Max deals with a boss who makes inappropriate advances.
Being Human | Syfy For Those About to Rot
Stevie asks Sally to kill him; and Aidan takes Kat out on a date, during which he’s overwhelmed by memories of his wife and son.
Black Ink Crew | VH1 Judgment Day
Secrets are exposed as various dramas unfold. Here, Dutchess reveals secret information to Ceaser; Puma floors Sassy with big news; and Ted shocks Ceaser with a bombshell.
Dallas | TNT Ewings Unite!
Work is done on J.R.’s masterpiece as the late oil baron’s will impacts the family legacy. Elsewhere, Pamela shows her allegiance to John Ross; Christopher’s machinations test his relationship with Elena; and Drew betrays the Ewings.
Fast N’ Loud | DSC Stung by a ’67 Corvette Stingray
Richard buys a ’73 Dodge Challenger and a ’67 Corvette Stingray.
Gypsy Sisters: Extra Bling | TLC | starts at: 9:10 Who’s Your Daddy?
In an enhanced episode, Mellie’s honeymoon is cut short by a complication with her pregnancy that requires a hospital visit—and the possibility of going to jail. Meanwhile, Kayla and her husband deal with their 14-year-old daughter dating an older boy.
Lab Rats | DISXD Quarantined
Bree is exposed to a dangerous toxic chemical and is placed in quarantine.
Love It or List It | HGTV Neighborhood Necessities
A family of four remain sentimentally attached to their home, although they wonder if it’s time to find a new place that has more space and better suits their needs.
Storage Wars | A&E The Big Boy vs. the Heavyweight
La Habra, Cal., is toured.
The Following | FOX Love Hurts
Ryan and Parker attempt to circumvent Nick in order to continue their search; Joe demands that Ryan reveal Claire’s whereabouts to him; and past followers return.
Top Gear | BBC Africa Special – Part 2
Conclusion. Jeremy, Richard and James visit Africa to find the source of the Nile.
9:30 pm Eastern
Mike & Molly | CBS St. Patrick’s Day
Carl and Samuel hope for a little luck o’ the Irish when it comes to picking up women at their St. Patrick’s Day party, while Molly does a little Erin go bragging when she tells Mike about some of her holiday shenanigans.
Storage Wars | A&E The Kook, the Chief, His Son and the Brothers
Lake Elsinore, Cal., is visited.
10 pm Eastern
Bates Motel | A&E First You Dream, Then You Die
Norma buys a motel in the opener of this series chronicling the teenage years of Norman Bates from Alfred Hitchcock’s “Psycho.”
Burning Love | E! Skating, Roller Skating
Shocking secrets are revealed by Julie and Vivian on a date at the roller rink. Later, one contestant’s time is cut short for breaking the rules; and Mark second-guesses his decision to be on a dating show, that is, until a surprise visitor sets him straight.
Castle | ABC | starts at: 10:01 Scared to Death
A DVD is thought to be haunted when people start to die after viewing it, and when Castle mistakenly watches the DVD, he fears for his own safety.
Deception | NBC | starts at: 10:01 I’ll Start With the Hillbilly
In the first-season finale, Edward has revenge on his mind as he faces a tough decision about his wife. At the same time, new information leads to the reopening of Vivian’s murder case.
Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives | FOOD Layers of Flavor
A restored diner in Toronto is celebrated for its pork belly, mac-and-cheese burger and Christmas burger. Also: Guy visits a surfer hangout in Nags Head, N.C., where Jamaican jerk chicken and Caribbean pork chops are served.
Gizmodo: The Gadget Testers | BBC | starts at: 10:20 Gadgets are tested by staff members from Gizmodo.
Gypsy Sisters: Extra Bling | TLC | starts at: 10:18 All Is Fair in Gypsy War
In an enhanced episode, Mellie, Nettie and Kayla exchange harsh words before Mellie’s baby shower, but the expectant mother also has to worry about her possible prison sentence.
Hawaii Five-0 | CBS Na Ki’i (Dolls)
Catherine works undercover at a local roller derby to find a killer after a victim falls onto Dog the Bounty Hunter’s SUV.
House Hunters | HGTV Couple Searches for a Classic Bungalow in Denver
An engaged couple search for their first home in Denver, but don’t see eye to eye on house styles.
La La’s Full Court Life | VH1 No Money, Mo’ Problems
La La’s acting career takes off just as her pal Po’s music endeavors hit high notes, yet their friendship faces a test when Po seeks La La’s support.
LA Shrinks | BRAVO Carry the Weight
A couple visit a sex shop to pursue their lusty interests. Elsewhere, Dr. V works with twin brothers with different sexual orientations; Dr. Greg’s client detests plus-size people; and Dr. Eris attends sex therapy with her husband.
Lost Girl | Syfy Ceremony
Bo takes on her ultimate challenge, unaware that she’s putting others at risk. Meanwhile, her friends face an unthinkable decision; and Trick deals with feelings of dread.
Monday Mornings | TNT One Fine Day
A corpsman calls Ty and Tina from Afghanistan, hoping they can help a fellow marine with a severe head injury. Elsewhere, an infant’s unnatural laughter may be caused by a neurological problem; a legal entanglement upends Sung and Hooten when they try to reconcile a brain-dead patient’s significant others.
Teen Mom 2 | MTV So Hard to Say Goodbye
Leah makes a decision; Jenelle gets into a fight with Kieffer; and Kailyn and Javi take their relationship to the next level.
The Devils Ride | DSC Blood In & Out
The club prepares to pick a new president.
10:30 pm Eastern
After Lately | E! Mrs. Handler, Are You Trying to Seduce Me?
Jiffy is convinced that there are romantic intentions behind Chelsea hiring him to ghostwrite a book for her dog; at the same time, Brad and Sarah investigate an able-bodied accountant who gets better parking using a handicapped placard; and the office is overflowing with free house slippers from a sponsor.
House Hunters International | HGTV Flash in the Panama
A bittersweet move for a family of surfing enthusiasts from California, who are pursuing an employment opportunity in Panama, where they debate the benefits of a high-rise apartment versus a home with plenty of outdoor space.
La La’s Full Court Life | VH1 The Goodbye Girls
La La’s son attends his first day of kindergarten, as La wrestles with the fact that he’s growing up. Elsewhere, gal pals Po and Dice divulge shocking news to La La.