What, Why U No Like?
Posted by tinselkitty on May 24, 2011
What is it that didn’t pluck your purse strings, y’all? Why are you keeping such a tight clutch on your credit cards? The economy is supposedly on the upswing and Jill thoughtfully priced her “designer” looks at a price point that everyone could achieve. So why u no buy? Is it the polyesterness? The made overseasness? The cheapness? Or the bitchiness? Please, tell us in the comments. Remember, Jill’s got PR people that read all of this stuff, so this is your chance to effect real change!
Remember, this is after she stuffed the gift bags at her anti-bullying, pro-bankroll-Jill event with official Jill Zarin bedding. So really and truly, no one wants it.
Personally, I’m going with it being Bed, Bath & Beyond’s fault for not letting her crap into their stores. Not that I think that’s the real reason, it’s just what I think Jill will claim as the reason no one wants it. I’m thinking BB&B saw how utterly craptastic it was and knew no one would buy it if they saw it in person and could reach out and touch it before handing over the cash. Plus, the bitchiness.
Come to think of it, you know what I’ve never seen reduced to clear? Skinnygirl Margaritas. Just sayin’.