I Could Have Sworn She Said She Was a Size 2
Posted by tinselkitty on May 23, 2011
Do you see any 2s in here? I don’t. Didn’t Jill tell Alex she was a size 2? And wasn’t it in the same breath that she used to insinuate the other ladies were most definitely NOT a size 2? Didn’t that happen? Because these are all Jill Zarin dresses being sold on ebay but there aren’t any 2s. I’m so confused!
Maybe the 2s are in the next set of dresses. Scrolling…scrolling…scrolling…
Nope. Nary a 2 in sight. I’ll be gosh darned, isn’t that just a mystery? I wonder if these are actually Jill Zarin dresses? That must be it – there must be some evildoer selling counterfeit Jill Zarin goods and maliciously listing only items that are not size 2s. I bet it’s Alex or Ramona. Those bitches.
Since I like to maintain my journalistic integrity, I bring your attention now to the measurements listed for a couple of actual size 2 dresses vs a couple of Jill’s dresses. Please note – this is an informational service only. This brings me no mirth or joy. Tee hee. Oh, pardon, I must have had a hiccup there.