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Now Look What You Did, You Greedy Bastards

Posted by tinselkitty on April 30, 2011


You stupid, selfish sons of bitches. While you were all off in your mahogany paneled conference rooms threatening to whip your dicks out on your Stoll conference tables to prove to each other just who is the biggest, manliest stud in television CEO-dom and thus who deserved to cash in the most on Mad Men, Betty Draper done went and got herself knocked up. Now what, jerks? Iffin you would have just come to agreement in a timely goddamned fashion, taping for this season would have already been underway by now and they could have worked around January’s little preggie belly. Now she’s gonna be full blown beach ball when it’s time to film. Now Matthew Weiner and his crew are going to have to work their storylines around this issue. I swear to ceiling cat, if this ends up keeping Sally Draper away from Woodstock, I am going to come out there to Hollywood, hunt your asses down and force you to sit and watch marathon sessions of Bravo programming, just like I have to do in between Mad Men seasons. If I have to suffer, so will you.

Oh, yeah, congratulations to January Jones. I don’t care what anyone says, Betty Draper is one of the most magnificent characters in the history of television and JJ plays her to stone cold perfection.

From Gawker

Fine-boned pretty thing and irrational hate object January Jones is “happy to announce that she is expecting her first child this fall” and “looking forward to this new chapter in her life as a single mom.” Was she trying to get pregnant? Who’s the sperm donor? Was it Bobby Flay, the married chef who came to her rescue after a mysterious car crash last year? Jeremy Piven, her follicularly challenged Golden Globes take-home? Sexy “friend” Adrien Brody? Ex sex with Jason Sudeikis,Ashton KutcherJosh Groban, or Jim Carrey? January’s taste in men is so random and her personal life so inscrutable that the baby could pop out half unicorn and I wouldn’t be surprised. Anyway, best wishes to 33-year-old January and her womb full of secrets.

Now pardon me while I console myself with happier thoughts.

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3 Responses to “Now Look What You Did, You Greedy Bastards”

  1. Olive the Other Reindeer said

    girl..u are too funny,,,love u I swear to Ceiling Cat *bows head in reverence

  2. Olive the Other Reindeer said

    wait a minute,,,nope,,not falling for it,,I know u Tinsel,,u sway me with your wit and then try to steal Adam,,oh well girlie u can just forget that chit,,cuz it ain’t happening,,,u got your Mad men,,so keep your paws off of Adam! I will get the basement cats after u,,I swear! My hand to ceiling cat!

  3. Olive the Other Reindeer said

    http://comedy.video.yahoo.com/?l=24038736&v=25055655

    Tinsel and Olive having lunch with a couple of friends….ok Sonja ,,the food is coming,,sheesh!

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