This happens to me all the time with my dang animals. They are so animalistic of the music kind. My ears bleed and the neighbor dogs go hog wild.. and then we have this. A dog trying to get an audition for American Idol and I am now $5,000.00 knee deep in expenses for grooming and ball tucking. The procedure to pin back this dogs ear's is worse than Hei […]
Well every time I have think I have seen it all, a hairy bear tells me different. If you told me a bear shits in the woods ONLY I would normally believe you but somehow I think now that Bears shits in toilets and wanted a bidet to get all fresh like the rest of us. This bear waves so frantically at the passer byes and I want to have spa time with this bear. […]
Who hasn't thought about waving around a dead friend partying all night until he turns blue while we all get our drink on while toasting our friend? NOT ME!! Who does this shit? Unless I was on many hits of acid that I saw cola's all through the night and vision of me dancing with this stiff? Hope I didn't make out with this stiff. Less more?I […]
I’m here….just been having “issues” lately. Nothing too crazy, but lots of bdays and party planning this time of year for me. We have bdays EVERY freakin’ month from Dec until May…party, party, party. Last one is April 30th (for ME!) We are doing a 70’s themed bash, so lots of shopping to do, so I can turn my house into a “groovy pad”.
OK,,picture this,,,I decide to give myself a pedicure,,,I soak my feet,,,and after that decide the one bathroom has better light…so i sit on the side of the tub and put my feet up on the toilet,,I could see this happening but couldn’t stop it…the shorts I had on were kinda’ silky,,,so…I started slipping and had pedi utensils in my hands so I couldn’t stop it,,,well I hit ,,and hit hard,,,the soap holder is embedded in the wall and hit me square between the shoulder blades,,,I hit my head hard that I was a little dazed,,and well my bum took a hit..so I was really bruised and sore,,,I already have bad discs from dance so this was just great,,,just wonderful (sarcasm) I swear only things like this can happen to me,,,they are Olive-isms….
LOL..BobL..now where were ya’ when I needed this idea,,I always have a story,,my friends just can’t get over it,I can’t do anything simply,,,I have stories that will shock u,,,or make u blush…some things that have happened to me,,I know I have had an angel on my shoulder,,like this one,,I really hurt myself,,but there are some that would make u laff…ditzy blonde that I am….
My cousin bday was Tuesday and my big brother’s was Saturday,,so I had a party at my house yesterday,,so I have empathy for u,,,but ya’ know what? It brought me out of my funk,,,the cooking was rough,,but my boyfriend is such a good guy,,he did a lot of the cooking,,,
See,,u r my favorite boblhead cuz ur bday is shared by a good friend of mine,,,so good people have birthdays in April and May….Hugsssssssssssssssssss,,,,,hope u give the little buggers in the sweat shop some crumbs from the cake,,lol
Olive: Did you remember to pray to me? After all, I do have my sainthood now. I shall do all I can to protect the meek and the accident-prone. Not to mention dummies who give themselves pedicures while sitting on the side of the tub. What are we going to do with you? (shaking head in disbelief)