Casting Call Roundup
Posted by tinselkitty on March 31, 2011
For all you non-Housewives out there, here’s your chance to get on your own reality show. Not that it seems to stop some people from being cast as Housewives, but that’s a whole other story. As always, if one of our readers ever gets a crack at fame, we at TV Time 101 have already laid claim to your soul. First interviews are ours, and you already know about the nekkid pictures clause.
I just can’t imagine any way this could backfire on someone and make you appear mean and heartless.
Casting the Real Life Redneck Yacht Club
You will never convince me there would be anyone better to host this show than Vicki.
If you’re old or ugly, stay home.
Casting Teen Dads
It’s about time the dads got some of the same judgemental action that teen moms get, but I’m betting the editing leans toward the awww-isn’t-he-cute-trying-to-take-care-of-a-baby end of the spectrum.
Casting LA-based Adventurers for the Ultimate Game of Hide and Seek
Shoot, this isn’t going to air. I would totally watch it.
Casting Single Ladies Who Love Their Pets/Refreshing New Dating Show
Hey! First, it says pets in the title but then you read the call and it’s obvious they want the crazy cat ladies. Second, it’s directed towards friends of crazy cat ladies, because we all know the cat ladies are too crazy to see how crazy they are. Yeah, like my cats would call them. As if.
Looking for Affluent Families Who Want to Give Back
Interesting concept, but surprising that they’d ask the family to provide monetary gifts instead of having the production company foot the bill. I suppose it’s a sign of the times, eh?
Looking for Well-Deserving Families Who Have Hit Hard Economic Times and Live in the Tri-State Area
The other side of the show above.