What’s New On TV Tonight? “Celebrity Apprentice”, HBO “Mildred Pierce” premiers, “RHOC”and SHOW “Californication” & “Shameless” finale. OH! and “CSI:Miami!”
Posted by ImaJustSaying on March 27, 2011
“When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!” Homer
The contestants must create a small version of their restaurants and present a complete meal for the judges.
“It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in 8 hours of TV a day.” Homer
America’s Next Great Restaurant 7-8pm, NBC.
The Simpsons 8-8:30pm, FOX. Marge encourages Homer to participate in a fathering enrichment class. Perhaps it will teach him how to get more out of choking his son.
Mildred Pierce 9-11:05pm, HBO. Acclaimed filmmaker Todd Haynes and Oscar winners Kate Winslet and Melissa Leo present this epic tale of a young, single mother in the 1930’s struggling to support her family by starting her own restaurant.
Shameless 10-11pm, SHOW. As the season draws to a close, Steve tries to convince Fiona to skip town after Ian and Lip are arrested and Frank and Karen’s tryst becomes known.
Lisa Lampanelli: Tough Love 10:00pm Comedy Central Comedian Lisa Lampanelli performs in Joliet, Ill., at the Rialto Square Theatre. Topics include marriage, get-rich-quick schemes, “Jersey Shore,” Tiger Woods and Lindsay Lohan. (no reruns)
CSI: Miami 10:00pm CBS Natalia is taken hostage by an escaped prisoner, who tells her a surprising secret about his crimes.
Here’s what’s on TV tonight (all times Eastern). Check your local TV listings for the full schedule.
7PM
ABC: ‘America’s Funniest Home Videos’
CBS: ’60 Minutes’
NBC: ‘Dateline’
8:00
ABC: ‘Secret Millionaire’
CBS: ‘The Amazing Race’
NBC: ‘America’s Great Next Restaurant’
FOX: ‘The Simpsons’
PBS: ‘Nature’
Food Network: ‘Challenge’
Disney Channel: ‘Good Luck Charlie’
Animal Planet: ‘Taking on Tyson’
BET: ‘The Family Crews’
8:30
FOX: ‘Bob’s Burgers’
9:00
CBS: ‘Undercover Boss’
NBC: ‘The Celebrity Apprentice’
Lifetime: ‘Army Wives’
Food Network: ‘Chopped All-Stars’
TLC: ‘Sister Wives’
HGTV: ‘Holmes Inspection’
National Geographic: ‘Alaska State Troopers’ (two episodes)
Oxygen: ‘Snapped’
HBO: ‘Mildred Pierce’
Showtime: ‘Californication’ (season finale)
9:30
FOX: ‘American Dad’
10:00
CBS: ‘CSI: Miami’
Lifetime: ‘Coming Home’
A&E: ‘Breakout Kings’
Bravo: ‘The Real Housewives of Orange County’
Comedy Central: ‘Lisa Lampanelli: Tough Love’
HGTV: ‘House Hunters’
E!: ‘Kourtney & Kim Take New York’
TLC: ‘William & Kate: Inside The Royal Wedding’
Cooking Channel: ‘Unique Eats’
Showtime: ‘Shameless’ (season finale)
10:30
HGTV: ‘House Hunters International’
11:00
E!: ‘After Lately’
Tv Time 101 
Rosie said
More shows to juggle on Sunday night! Californication & Mildred Pierce are a must, for us tonight!
Also, of course OC & Sister Wives.. Lol.
ImaJustSaying said
Rosie.. I actually have to DVR one show in the bedroom.. My DVR is fully scheduled! 😉
Rosie said
IJS! I know! I’m taping four shows between 9 & 11:00! I’ll have to catch Celeb Apprentice On Demand tomorrow!!
Oy Vey said
Sister Wives is on tonight, can’t wait. Have no idea why I watch this show, Kody give me the skeevies.
tinselkitty said
Oy Vey, I watch it for the wives. It’s interesting to see how they raise the kids together. Kody’s almost becoming an afterthought.
I was watching last week’s today and they got to the part where one of the wives said that her kids couldn’t admit to Kody being their dad in public. I got to thinking about all the kids out there who have dads who have other families or kids with other moms and everyone hoots and hollers about how people shouldn’t ditch the kids or have multiple baby mommas or whatever. Then here’s this big family where they are staying together and supporting each other and now people are hooting and hollering that they are together.
ImaJustSaying said
Rosie.. dont forget alot of the cable shows do reruns.. like sister wives, RH etc.
I rely on that.
I cant get enough of sister wives. The way they love all the kids and support each other is not a bad idea.. I needed someone to pick up my drycleaning.. help kids with school projects and mostly, clean out the refridgerator.. thats the thing I hate to do most..
Rosie said
IJS.. Yep I’m TiVoing the late showing of Sister Wives! I have TiVo going ti 1:00am, full steam!
Hi Oy Vey & TK.. Kody creeps me out, too, but I still find it fascinating. Lol
Rosie said
Oh, IJS..
I also like the Oprah season 25 show on Own at 8:00. And her Master Class show, that I’m TiVoing the late showing of..
Oy Vey said
Hi guys! I can almost understand it from the wives point of view, they have friends close and a lot of support, and the kids grow up together. And you only get the man once every 4 days, LOL! But I still don’t know if I could handle my husband sleeping with someone else. Whenever I see the clips of this season, I wonder if Mari is going to leave, that’s what it seems like. Also I know their moving somewhere else, don’t know where though.
dy said
I catch Sister Wives on reruns. I like the show, it fascinates me too Rosie..
Ican’t wait for CA, NeNe as Project Manager, I’m curious as to how it goes.
ImaJustSaying said
Rosie.. I am dvr that as well. I noticed an hour ago that this posting did not include it and I just too lazy to fix it..
TONIGHT PEEPS!! 8:00 PM EST OWN CHANNEL – OPRAH BEHIND THE SCENES!
Rosie.. I live on that channel on the weekends.. love the behind the scenes show.. u learn alot about what it takes to produce one of her shows.. amazing..
ImaJustSaying said
Dy.. I think tonight is gonna be a good CA.. I cant wait… I got itchy remote control finga’s!
Rosie said
Oy Vey..
Hi! They are moving to Las Vegas. They need to get out of Dodge (Utah).
Hi Dy..
Omg, NeNe has been flying under the radar, so far. I can’t wait to see how she takes the pressure.
IJS.. I really like the season 25 show too. Her Master Class show, is about Oprah tonight, in two parts.
dy said
@12
I’m really enjoying CA IJS..
I’m wondering if tonight starts this whatever it it with NeNe and Star..I’m thinking yea.
Ya know NeNe does have Stars number when it comes to her being bossy and stuff, like what she said last week in her interview, nothing bad, really it is the truth. I’m wondering if Star is gonna step on NeNe’s toes alot, maybe make her feel stupid. She does have a condescending way about her.
dy said
@13
Yes she has Rosie..Me too, it will be interesting.
Oy Vey said
@14 Dy, I agree with you. I think Star tries to rile up NeNe tonight and NeNe must shut her down. She’s watched her with 2 other project managers and see what she does so she’ll be on her toes.
dy said
Hi Oy
Yea, I’m think that is what Star is gonna do. NeNe as you said should be on her toes, she has watched and observed everything, she should be ready to handle Star.
With someone like Star, you can never let her she you sweat..You have got to have a plan and a stragedy. If NeNe just can’t get shook up, she has got to maintain control.
Rosie said
Hi Dy..
Omg. I just rearranged all these 6 or 7 shows so I could record Celeb App and Mildred Pierce @9:00…
OC & Sister wives @11:00.. Californication & Master Class @12:00, etc.. Own’s Season 25, I’m TiVoing now.
Why can’t they spread these shows out on other nights? 🙂
Rosie said
Oy & Dy..
Star will not have NeNe’s back and will try to eliminate her… And we all know how NeNe will react to that! I’m not sure how organized NeNe is, when it counts, so this should be good. Dionne W seems to side with Star, too.
ImaJustSaying said
Rosie.. my regional cable tv guide is fuked up. Doesnt show Masterclass as new tonight. thanks for letting me know! it also didnt say oprah behind the scenes was new either.. dang..I knew it was on tonight because i saw the commercials.. i wouldda been pissed!
Dy.. I agree about Stars.. she is a bit bossy.. but she gets the job done and I dont see her letting others lead. Its a difficult thing to learn to be truthful. Sometimes you can only encourage and let peeps fall to prove your point. and the point is? I am smarter then you and dont ever doubt me again.. 😉
dy said
Hi Rosie
I don’t know, but I wish they would. Like maybe something on a Saturday night when nothing is on..Geeze!!
dy said
@20 IJS
Lol..
I agree, as we have both said as well as Rosie,Star is in it to win it, she is not about making friends.
Jelly...Peanut butter and Jelly....Jelly bean...whatever! said
Hands down, Mildred Pierce is my choice tonite!!
ImaJustSaying said
PBJ!! I cant wait to start on this series too. I will be watching from tonights recording for days..
Rosie said
Jelly.. I’m starting with Mildred Pierce too!
Dy.. I left you the Big Love highlights on the other thread!
Xo
dy said
Thanks Rosie..I saw it 🙂
So many good shows on ..Oy!!
Hi Jelly… Hi everyone 🙂
ImaJustSaying said
Jose Canseco is out of his freakin alien mind.. TIMES UP!! u fiyad..
Rosie said
@20 IJS..
I know. The guide says JZ at 9:00 and 12:00, but they’ve been advertising all week that it’s a new “Oprah” episode of Master Class, in those times.. Part one. So I’m TiVoing @ midnight.
ImaJustSaying said
So its not just me Rosie!! YIKES!!! ITS A COO!!!
holy chit.. Dionne came up with a fantastic theme for the freakin phone.. what a fantastic idea!! lets see if it works now..
ImaJustSaying said
So far so good with NeNe managing this project.. great concept with Dionne but not what the company wants.. good going Nene
ImaJustSaying said
Didn’t anyone freakin notice the simpson theme here since it was a new show tonight!?!?!? I thought it should be entered into the hall of fame of ‘What’s On TV tonight’ lord peeps.. these pics dont come easily.. and the captions.. pifft.. 😛
tinselkitty said
I love that screen that’s behind Dionne.
tinselkitty said
Star just called PowerPoint an “advanced program on the computer”. Tinselkitty snickers.
ImaJustSaying said
Tinsel.. powerpoint is a form of.. of.. I got nuttin.. the advanced program on the puter is killin me!! whip me and beat me and call me Edna.. STAT!!
ImaJustSaying said
Tinsel.. ur on probations.. now u must suck a duck and quack at the same time!!
Bryan said
I’m watching Lisa Lampanelli, too funny!!!!
Bryan said
Now I my adoration for Lisa Lampanelli has grown even more she just called Perez Hilton a Dirty Queen!!! because he said she went too far on the Hasslehoff roast.
Bryan said
LOL!!!! Lisa is doing her own Roast on people she feels deserves to be roasted and she was talking about the NJ Housewives and all the crap they try to sell, She says “The Worst is that crazy Whore Danielle, She is totally going off on her, says thats what Lohan will end up in ten years LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tinselkitty said
Bryan, is Irvine considered higher or lower class than where Alexis lives? She said Peggy lives in Irvine and I thought there was a smidgen of sneer in her voice but I’m not sure.
Oy Vey said
Ok now I can’t wait for CA to start. Watched Sister Wives at 6, dvr’d housewives at 7, watching Next Great Resturant now and CA at 9pm. Love getting the cable channels from different time zones!
Bryan said
I don’t know where Alexis lives, but Irvine is very upper middle class, very white, very republican, lots of very huge shopping centers, also the home of UC Irvine, as you move away from the beach cities, the real estate is a little less in value, but still very nice, they all just sort of flow together,
ImaJustSaying said
Still no props on my Homer Simpson stuff.. u peeps are killin me.. I will crawl up an die to a new existence.. no more tvtime for u peeps..
Jelly...Peanut butter and Jelly....Jelly bean...whatever! said
@34 TK Even I can do powerpoint and I am computer dummy. Seriously.
I couldn’t bring myself to watch this Celebrity Apprentice with Star Jones and Gary Busey AND Donald Trump!
It’s too much for the eyes and brain to endure.