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Could This Be Enough To Make Up For Michaele Salahi?

Posted by tinselkitty on March 5, 2011


Not what you’d expect to see rolling up to Celebrity Rehab, right? The latest entry to Tinselkitty’s World of Reality Porn™ is Jeremy Jackson, former child actor on Baywatch. That’s the key phrase, kiddos – child actor. Go straight to jail/rehab/corner of Hollywood and Vine. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.

Jeremy started out here –

Grew into this on the show –

And then turned into all these –

Somewhere along the line there was some plastic surgery, some meth, and a sex tape that was allegedly stolen from him. Word is he kicked the meth in 2000 (yep, those are all sober pics right there!) but has since become obsessed with fitness and can’t stop injecting human growth hormone (HGH) and testosterone, an anabolic steroid. He’s also a fan of B12 shots. Pay attention, Kim! If we see you show up somewhere in a mullet wig we’re dragging your ass to rehab.

Jeremy also calls himself Mr. MySpace, rocking a bitchin’ MySpace page complete with an oh-so-classy background of Trojan Magnum XL condoms. For realz, do guys not get the whole overcompensation thing? Girls really and truly think that, dude. I promise. They don’t think you’re XL. They think you’re super tiny and freaked out about it. I swear. Hand to ceiling cat.

 

 

But none of that matters now, kittens, because –

 

BOOYAH! Just so you know, that red star was not my doing. I don’t know what fuxtard decided to cover up that piece of manly assworks but I am going on record as saying I do not agree. Rest assured, if this photo shows up on my dear Woogle without the offending mark, I will be updating the record accordingly.

All you other reality peeps? I’m watching. Know that.

 

 

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7 Responses to “Could This Be Enough To Make Up For Michaele Salahi?”

  1. carrot said

    Is the porn video at least from his hot days? ;(
    I always hate to see the damage that drugs do to peeps.

  2. Olive the Other Reindeer said

    nearly hyperventilated at the first pic,,but u lost me at the mullet

    😦

  3. G-sus said

    I’m conflicted. On one hand, yummy naked man. On the other, yucky naked man. Oh why can’t any of the cute normal guys strip down for us?

  4. Olive the Other Reindeer said

    *jumping up and down…..Yes G-sus cute normalguys,,,hey Bryan are u game?

  5. Olive the Other Reindeer said

    I apologize Bryan if I crossed the line,,I was teasing

  6. Sam said

    the uncensored pics are here and you are welcome 😉

  7. Bryan said

    @5 Olive, oh please crossed the line with saying that LOL!!!! you didn’t

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