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There Is a Line, Bravo. This Is On the Wrong Side of It. UPDATED for CHUCKLES

Posted by tinselkitty on January 13, 2011


Why would anyone want to take relationship advice from this man? Andy Cohen, you have for realz got to stop drinking so much. This is just not right, even if you give him a pass on the tan lines and Speedo.

A top ten contender in Gawker’s Douche of the Decade contest, Donny Deutsch is so not a good match for Bravo’s target demographic. If you’re not familiar with this particular brand of douchiness, you can read up on all the douchey goodness right over here. His is definitely of the medicinal, vinegar and water variety and not so much the spring breeze, talking to your mom about freshness in the floral meadow version.

From the NY Post

Advertising mogul Donny Deutsch’s transformation into a relationship expert is soon to be complete. Aside from regular appearances to opine on love on the “Today” show, sources said the twice-divorced father of three girls is launching a show on Bravo called “Love Live.” He’ll field calls and e-mails from Skype, Twitter and e-mail on a half-hour live program, which will have a special airing at the end of the month with hopes of making it a regular series. Deutsch, 53, is certainly an expert, having been married twice — to Jodi Deutsch and later Stacy Josloff, from whom he split in 2005. He also has a daughter, Daisy, with ex-girlfriend Amanda Zacharia, who also has a daughter, London. Deutsch has been dating Liza Sandler since 2008, when she separated from hedge fund husband Andrew Sandler. Deutsch previously had “The Big Idea” on CNBC, which was shelved in 2008. A Bravo rep declined to comment.

UPDATED for CHUCKLES – No chuckles for poor Jeison Rodriguez but a metric shit tonne of chuckles for Donny Deutsch being THAT uptight about this pic getting out that he fired the poor dude. Yeah, it’s giggletastic, but certainly not fireworthy. To answer an earlier commenter’s question, I believe this photo was taken around 2005.

Once again our trusty readers have pulled out the essence of the story. Yes, that is indeed a mullet. No, wait, it’s not a mullet. It’s a Mullet. That’s the corporate logo version.

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11 Responses to “There Is a Line, Bravo. This Is On the Wrong Side of It. UPDATED for CHUCKLES”

  1. BobLHead said

    Ewwww…..

  2. Dani said

    Hi BobL.

    This guy has always set off my douche alarm but he certainly knows how to keep his act and the money flowing.

    Now the sad part is I have to fess up that in the good ole summertime, I too am guilty of the tan line. I have never figured out how to mow my lawn and avoid the line. I have to wear my shoes when I mow so I don’t cut my toes off. Hence the whole summer I am subjected to feet that don’t match my legs.

  3. G-sus said

    When I first saw that picture I thought it was Jose Canseco.

    Bravo better watch out, they are going to start getting a rep like TLC with their casting choices.

  4. Dani said

    G-Sus – funny. Yeah, I can kinda see Jose there. Another thing, the dude looks like he is rockin a mullet and that’s never a good sign. Please never let mullets make a comeback.

  5. C. Moore Butts said

    No, no, no.

  6. G-sus said

    You are right Dani, there is definitely some mullet action going on there. We will have to try to get Tinsel to tell us what decade this pic originated in. Though some who rock the mullet think that it always stays in style. Business in the Front, Party in the Back!

  7. Dani said

    Hey GSus. Never been a fan of styles that can’t make up their mind what they are. You know like skorts or those weird dresses that are short in the front and long in the back.

  8. Bryan said

    So what!?, just another crap show Bravo can ad to it’s line up, it actually fits perfectly to the line up. Have it come on right after Patti Stanger’s dog and pony show

  9. Only if you get your ass on Patti’s show, Bryan. Do it for your fans!

  10. CAgirl said

    Oh my–the update is rich with irony. Perhaps Donny Douche should be fired for a) having that Haircut and b) rocking that tan line in a speedo. Sounds like sour grapes that he was captured in a less than fabulous moment. And this was 2005, which is an even more egregious sin!!

    Fully support Bryan’s appearance on Miss Size 2 (in moosewear) Stanger’s show–San Diego’s finest needs to represent!

  11. Bryan said

    Only if Patti moves her dog and pony show to San Diego.

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