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For the Groupie Within Us All

Posted by tinselkitty on January 9, 2011

In my long, illustrious career as a hobby blogger who doesn’t even have their own blog (thanks, IJS! loves your way!) I have learned a lot of things. One of those things is that you, dear reader, are puzzled as to why you just don’t bite the bullet and marry up. After all, everyone has problems. You might as well have problems WHILE being rich, no?

So for those of you who have made 2011 your personal year of wealth management, let me introduce you to Baller Alert. For Women Who Want the Ballerific Life. Snagging your very own alimony check is a competitive sport so you need to go in there as prepared as possible. Set this to your home page, now!

The greatest thing about Baller Alert is the community. No longer do you have to groupie on your own. You can build your own little groupie network, swap tips, and build life long friendships. Until you go head to head with one of them for the same athlete. Then all bets are off, bitch, ’cause he’s mine, you skank ass ho with your dollar store weave. Kim Zolciak wouldn’t even wear that weave, slut. Now you’re what we call thirsty.

Personally, I’m a huge fan of the blogs. I’ve been a reader all my life, so when I tell you that these are quality posts, you can take it to the bank. Don’t believe me? Look at some recent titles –

  • Athlete’s Wives Must Cope with Adultery Culture
  • Ballerific Relationships – Oral Sex
  • Where Are All the Millionaires?
  • Six Degrees of Separation – Kim Kardashian (holy FSM, she is everywhere)
  • Baller Alert’s Top 10 Gold Diggers and Groupies of All Time
  • If It Don’t Make Dollars Then It Don’t Make Sense
  • How to Effectively Toot It and Boot It

You can find any of these on the Baller Alert blog page but I did go ahead and link directly to that first one because Tinselkitty really, really, reallyreallyreally wants you to go read that one. The comments alone are mesmerizing. Thankfully I put this story up on a Sunday so you can just spend hours and hours exploring all the nooks and crannies over there. Hopefully, you’ll pop back over here to share your thoughts.

Fun fact – the first comment on Baller Alert’s Top 10 Gold Diggers and Groupies of All Time gives Camille Grammer position #11.


One Response to “For the Groupie Within Us All”

  1. CAgirl said

    Hilarious!!!! Should be a roadmap for the ballers of who to avoid 🙂

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