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Tiptoeing Into Kellyland

Posted by tinselkitty on January 6, 2011

Whew! After all the crazy nuttiness that was yesterday, Tinselkitty is ready for some lighthearted, fun nuttiness. Enter Kellyland.

I bet you’re wondering why we’ve chosen a picture of a chair filled with stuffed animals for this post. Remember, we’re in Kellyland now. Suspend all normal thoughts and imagine this, instead, as a memory chair. Is it starting to gel for you yet? That’s great! Because you, too, can make your own memory chair!

Somehow, even with the vast resources available to the Department of Homeland Security, the ATF and DEA, Kelly Killoren Bensimon got her hands on a hot glue gun. Havoc ensued.

If you’re intrigued but worried that this model is a little too stuffy for your decor (ha, get it, stuffy???), don’t lose the dream. Kelly also proves that this concept works just as well on more relaxed styles. Just be aware of your stuffed animal placement. You don’t want to goose yourself in the wrong spot. Also, the goose kindly requests you not position him to goose you in the right spot, either. It may be a memory chair but he really doesn’t want those kinds of memories.

Remember – hot glue guns don’t kill stuffed animals. Kelly kills stuffed animals. Then mounts them and sits on them. Oh, the humanity.













10 Responses to “Tiptoeing Into Kellyland”

  1. Rosie said

    Oh Kelly! You have way to much free time!!

  2. Dy said

    Seriously Kelly..WTF??

  3. Olive the other Reindeer said

    I sat on the goose and my hair was all backwards,,kinda like in that Trojan commercial 🙂

  4. G-sus said

    I just can’t put my finger on why Kelly can’t find a man. There has to be some reason………..

  5. Dy said

    @4 G-Sus..Lmao!

  6. BobLHead said

    LOL G-Sus!

    Prepare yourself ladies….she will be selling these on ebay pretty soon! Another brilliant marketing plan by KKB!

  7. Debbie said

    It’s tweets like this that constantly have me wondering what planet Kelly is living on. Andy Cohen re tweeted Kelly’s tweet to him. I know Kelly tweets a lot of photos, but I have never seen her post one like this.. Is she trying to be sexy or seductive? If so, why is she sending it to Andy?
    @BravoAndy Andy Cohen
    Well hello to YOU RT @kikilet: Hi @BravoAndy
    3 hours ago Favorite Retweet Reply

  8. Dy said

    @7 Thanks Debbie..

    Note to Smelly Been Smokin..Andy Cohen is Gay.

  9. This article are ambitious. a lot of thanks.

  10. This is amazing

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