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Psychic-Venti Tinselkitty WILL be Heard! Know That!

Posted by tinselkitty on January 4, 2011


Despite my obvious flair for magnificence, MSN has yet to call upon me to do their interviews. And let me tell you – I’d ask all those questions that put Andy’s knickers all a’flutter. Either way, I knew I couldn’t deprive my fans of their daily dose of snark so I’ve taken this interview with Allison Dubois Klupar Medium Fraud and injected it with our own brand of TV Time attitude. That’s me down there in the stunning blue ensemble.

If you’d like to check out the plain vanilla version of this interview, you can find it at msn.com .

In one of the most infamous guest appearances in “Real Housewives” series history, psychic-medium Allison DuBois took on the ladies of Beverly Hills in the Dec. 16 episode with guns blazing. Her main target: Kyle Richards. DuBois, whose own life is the basis for the hit TV drama “Medium,” is a longtime pal of Camille and her now-estranged hubby Kesley Grammer. When DuBois was asked by the couple to attend the dinner party — electric cigarette in tow — the psychic friend says she had a sense of impending drama. Wonderwall spoke exclusively with her about what went down that night, Camille’s future and the bullies of Beverly Hills.

WONDERWALL: Who reached out to have you attend the dinner party at the Grammer house?

ALLISON DUBOIS: It was Kelsey and Camille and they were like ‘Kyle bullies her’ and it was making Camille sick to her stomach and she wasn’t sleeping. They don’t really show that aspect of ‘Housewives’ and how it effects the people that are on the show because they edit in [the way] they want to be seen … I’ve known [Camille] for 10 years, and she’s actually one of the nicest people I’ve ever met. And anyone that’s met her says how lovely she is, so I really don’t understand that people are seeing her in such a negative light. But, yes, I was purely there as support for her and I have an issue with bullies. I call Camille ‘Bambi’ as a nickname because she doesn’t know how to push back.

Again, dumbass, watch the show before you speak, especially if you’re going to bitch about editing. You just proved again you lied about not knowing anything about the Kyle/NKW drama beforehand.

If you can’t see why people are seeing NKW in such a negative light, maybe you want to check your own light. Of course you’re not going to notice anything if you’re both bathed in the same wattage. There has to be a difference there to begin with before you can take note of it.

I chuckle at your assertation that anyone that’s met NKW says how lovely she is given that you pretty much can’t find anyone that will say that today. Sure, if you want to include people whose livelihood depends on keeping her clueless and happy, yeah, but we both know those don’t count, don’t we? FSM knows I’ve googled and woogled far and wide and I have yet to come up with anyone saying something even neutral. Maybe I’m just not good with the google. Yeah, that must be it.

WW: So you feel like Camille is being bullied?

AD: Well absolutely — she was throwing up. I mean that’s where you’re not able to function. As it is she has to do the reunion show, but you know it’s going to be bad.

Oh, is your spidey sense tingling about the reunion?

WW: How did you meet Camille?

AD: I met her through Kelsey … I met him and he kind of saw what I could do. A year later I got a phone call [saying] Kelsey wants to make a television series based on your life. So it was just like that. [That show turned out to be NBC’s “Medium”.]

Too funny, that’s what happened with NKW, too. He met her and kind of saw what she can do. A year later they got married! So it was just like that.

WW: So take us to the night of the dinner party.

AD: They tried to make it look like I was drinking too much. I had 2.5 drinks in 4 hours. Like anyone else, when you have anything to drink you don’t edit yourself … you are a little looser with the lips I guess. It was a dinner party, it was a Saturday night and I had to put up with those women. And so what you see on the show is me trying not to leave the table, it was the only way to tolerate them quite frankly, and I was sipping my drink. But every time I took a sip they cut to me. They didn’t show me drinking my glass of ice water as well.

Calling bullshit, aisle 3. Bullshit. Tinselkitty counted at least four and is pretty sure you downed five but since I like accuracy I’ll lowball you. One before you went to the table and then three during dinner. Whoa, now. Hold up before you go mounting your trusty steed Unflattering Edit. My psychic bent is telling me you’re getting ready to try to deflect the official bullshit call by saying there is no way I could know how many you drank because of the hatchet job.

To which I say, suck it, chickenshit DuFake. Your fatal flaw this time was drinks of another color. There was an orangy red one to start off with, then a green and then a pink. Unless you want to tell me Bravo has a person go around and drop food coloring in the drinks at regular intervals. Judge has ruled, bullshit stands. Everyone knows if you want to look like you are drinking less than you are, you stick with the same drink all night.

Even if we did allow you your estimate of 2.5 drinks over four hours, that’s still a fuxton of alcohol in those giant glasses. But I do want to clarify something for you. What you were doing was gulping your drink. Maybe there were some sips taken with the water but the alcohol didn’t go down slowly, sister.

WW: What was your reaction watching it all come together and seeing it on television a couple of weeks ago?

AD: I actually watched it with Camille the night before it aired. She came over and brought the copy of it with her … In the beginning, where she says, ‘I hope my girlfriend doesn’t get drunk because she hits below the belt,’ I said why would you say that? She’s said, ‘What I really meant to say is a cocktail can make it so that you don’t edit yourself. And it just came out all wrong.’ I was like ‘Well Camille, that was really stupid’ and she said, ‘I know, I’m really sorry.’ What else can she do? She’s apologized and I can’t do anything about it. What’s done is done.

I have to say, I think NKW’s assessment of your drunk skills was pretty spot on. I think she said what she meant and meant what she said. Either way, you sure played the part as she described. Or did they edit you the way she described?

WW: So you’ve forgiven her?

AD: Well, of course. She’s my friend. Friends make mistakes. It’s not like she took my firstborn or anything. She just had a blond moment on camera. And she’s going through enough right now with her life. And so now is when she needs her friends. In a way, I was trying to make light of the women that were there. Because what they’re not showing is in between takes I was saying, ‘Camille these women don’t matter.

They’re not your friends. Don’t let them get to you; don’t let them take a toll on you.’ It was the first time she actually had real friends there to support her and be like ‘These women aren’t worth getting worked up about.’

You had me then you lost me. Yes, you were right, they weren’t her real friends because she hadn’t put any of them on her payroll. I’m not sure what you mean by having real friends there that night. Both you and DD have your livelihood tied up in NKW’s wallet. There’s a huge difference between free friends and paid friends.

WW: When you got there did you immediately sense the energy?

AD: Yeah, I mean I knew they were all in attack mode. I actually knew it was going to be that before I got there, so I actually ate dinner before I went. People don’t let me eat when I’m at dinner parties because they ask me questions or they overstep their bounds as those women did. Of course they were very rude from the beginning. I always say money doesn’t mean you have manners and they proved that to be true. It was a little disappointing. They cut out all the parts where Faye Resnick was completely attacking me and Camille. I know they try to show mutual combat between Camille and Kyle but it’s really not like that. Kyle attacks and attacks and attacks until you push back. All you’re seeing in the episode that I was in was us pushing back.

Again, proving she lied at the dinner table that seats 12 about not knowing anything.

Really, you’re going to whine about people not letting you eat dinner because they are so interested in you? First, that’s all you. If you don’t want to do something, say no. Keep eating. It’s not their fault that you agreed to do whatever they asked of you. Granted, it would be more polite to leave you alone during your meal but that’s not the lifestyle you signed up for. You know how you get that lifestyle? You don’t go on tours and on camera and try to be a pseudo celebrity. Then you can eat dinner by yourself any damn time you want.

Here’s a revolutionary thought for you. Even if the big bad editors cut out all the parts with Faye and Kyle attacking, as you say, that in no way meant that you had to attack back. Just imagine how that edit would have looked if you’d have just let it slip off you like water off a duck’s back. Then you would have appeared much more graceful. But that’s okay, I know you’re not going to take any criticism and try to learn from it. You’ll just call me a bitch and file it away in the special place you have for those who have done you wrong. I know you’ve got a place like that. Just admit it.

WW: Was there anyone at the dinner who you actually liked?

AD: I felt really bad for Kim [Richards], first of all. As upset as I was of how I was treated through the powers of editing, watching Kyle treat Kim … who already seemed fragile … I just felt horrible for her. I mean, that’s her family. I don’t understand. I thought Kim was pretty nice. I was actually enjoying Adrienne [Maloof] until the fighting started, and then she didn’t know what to say because it was entirely uncomfortable. I complimented Lisa [Vanderpump] on her blouse and she said, ‘Make sure when the camera is on to say that again because I’m selling them.’

Before I forget, Tinselkitty’s got a little tidbit to share with you in a little while. But back to matters at hand. Knowing you only through this one show, chickenshit DuFake, I can firmly assert that you did not understand Lisa’s humor.

WW: There was an insinuation that Kyle’s husband is not devoted to her.

AD: I only reacted because they kept badgering me to tell them something and they actually irritated me. It was so rude …

what I said to her was that after her kids got a little bit older that I saw her marriage and the two of them drifting apart, but that she wouldn’t leave the marriage. She has a strive for female independence, which is exactly what the show is. So when I was saying that [about her husband], I wasn’t saying they would necessarily get a divorce. I was saying there would be a divide in the relationship.

Nooooooo. What you said was that Mauricio would never emotionally fulfill Kyle. Duh, yeah there was going to be a divide and you already knew about it. NKW was planning on dumping Mauricio as their realtor. That’s a pretty big divide. That wasn’t any premonition, that was getting down with the game plan.

WW: Did you know there was trouble with Camille and Kelsey?

AD: I knew that there were some problems, but he always made such an effort to make her happy. I had just gone to her birthday party like eight months before (a huge 1970’s disco extravaganza). Every time I’ve been around them, he tells her how much he adores her and he’s very affectionate. And then boom! I actually talked to him the night we taped that episode and he was thanking me for being there for her when he couldn’t be. So yeah, I was in disbelief when [the breakup] happened.

Wait. You talked to Kelsey that night? Wasn’t he in New York?

WW: Did you have a sense early on that the breakup was coming?

AD: Well, being his friend, nothing inside me would have allowed myself to think he would cheat on her, because that wouldn’t be something my friend would do. It’s really hard when you’re too close to the situation to be clear on what you’re getting. It would be something that I really wouldn’t like to know.

Look at you trying to politician your way out of this question. What I hear is that you did know it but really wished you didn’t know. So why wouldn’t you tell NKW? Were you too…what’s the word? Chickenshit? Maybe you could have just tweeted her the news and the immediately suspended your twitter account.

WW: How is Camille doing?

AD: She is trying to hang in there right now. She was just in Life & Style today. They just voted her the most hated housewife. She is having a hard time. It’s one thing after another for her. I’m just trying to let people know that she really is a good person. She’s a wonderful mom, and she’s easily wounded. I think you can see that on the show.

I bet NKW is really grateful that you brought up that magazine cover. Please, when you see her again will you let her know that I went right out and framed it? Kthx!

Oh, maybe also tell her that easily wounded people generally don’t behave as she does. At all. See, us soft souls understand what it’s like to be smooshed on and we tend to go to great lengths to avoid smooshing someone else. NKW has yet to show any anti-smooshing tendencies. Unfortunately for her, this isn’t a game you can only play one side of. It has to be all or nothing. So she’s nothing.

WW: Sounds like Camille didn’t see this coming.

AD: I think part of her still loves him. She doesn’t understand how it went so bad. And now he’s pushing to get married on New Year’s Eve. I can only chalk it up to he had a heart attack and his mom died. Being in the field that I’m in, I know that can throw people a little over the edge. They recognize their mortality and that makes them nervous, so they get rid of everything they knew before and they try to start over. They’re running from death.

I’m pretty sure he was talking about the backlash against her, not the divorce, dipwad. Although I do give you credit for the smart bits about running away from things they now associate with death.

WW: So what do you think is in store for Camille? What can you tell us?

AD: I think she is going to end up being happy again and getting married and having the life she wants. I do worry about her. She is very fragile right now and all this press is not good for her. It is bad press. I told her she needs to hire a publicist. I’m trying to get her to do that. I think Camille is going to be fine … I know that she’s going to be OK. She’s there for her kids and she’ll get remarried and she knows who her friends are.

We have it on good authority that all of the Beverly Hills housewives have publicists. Why all the sudden talk about getting remarried, though? Can’t she just be on her own (plus her 76 house staff) for awhile?

WW: We think her buddy Nick on the show would be a good match for her, though he is married.

AD: [Laughs] You know, I think half the people on that show are going to end up divorced, so that may not be an issue later on. I think that show should employ divorce attorneys because that seems to be what happens to people [on it]. It’s like the kiss of death.

Oh yeah, Tricia’s gonna love you all up one side and down another. What a spiteful, nasty thing to say. You couldn’t be nice even if you actually tried, could you?

WW: We’ve got to ask about that electronic cigarette. It was quite the accessory at dinner.

AD: I actually love that thing. It’s a stop smoking aid. It’s water vapor … I was just trying to stay at the table. For anybody trying to quit smoking … you’re put in a situation like that … I needed it because my nerves were shot. Being there for four hours, going back and forth and back and forth, it wasn’t a dinner party it was an attack. It was war.

War caused far more by you than anyone else.

WW: Can we expect you on any further ‘Housewives’ episodes?

AD: That will never happen. I was there one time to show a friend that she mattered and that’s going to be the end of my experience with the ‘Housewives.’

Flying Spaghetti Monster be praised! Basil and garlic be upon you! R’Amen.

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17 Responses to “Psychic-Venti Tinselkitty WILL be Heard! Know That!”

  1. Dy said

    I am so over this Chica, Holy Cannoli!

  2. LWoo said

    You need hip boots to talk to this bitch! She’s so full of shit! Good points, TinselKitty.

    You pointed out a LOT of stuff that was just staring us in the face- like the drinks she had. How can she claimed she only had 2.5, but the drink colors were different? And I could’ve sworn that the glass colors were different, too!

    And how come the interviewer didn’t touch on the fact that Camille HERSELF started the tension rolling when she made the comment about Faye’s ‘spread’ in Playboy???

    And why mention that Camille was voted the most hated housewife?! What friend does THAT?!

  3. Tinsel.. you just out do yourself every freakin time!!! WHAT A GREAT SNAG and commentating.. I bow down!! Google IS your friend…

  4. “Flying Spaghetti Monster be praised! Basil and garlic be upon you! R’Amen.”

    LMFAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  5. Rosie said

    Too little, too late for this woman. She keeps revealing lies she has told earlier, and proves herself to be the least psychic person, around. Common sense would give a person more “psychic ability,” than this woman’s professed “psychic ability”.

  6. wykkyd said

    Yayyyyyyyyyyy…one dumbass back in the ring. Tinselkitty charges out the corner and immediately lands a left hook! DuFake goes down. Now she’s back up, lies oozing from her eyes, nose & the corners of her mouth. Tinselkitty leans in for a counter punch and pummels DuFake with a cross and an upper cut. Uh ohhh…she’s down again, one two three…ten! It’s over, folks! Tinselkitty’s the clear and undisputed winner!!!! Allison loses the bout & tosses her lying cookies all over her Corner Man, NKW.

    I know one thing, Camille needs to fire her current PR firm, if they’ve allowed this ignoramous to be her mouthpiece! For someone who tells lies for a living, she’s not even a good liar!

  7. Lmaoo Wykkyd!!!! Love the blow by blow!! LMAOOOOOO

  8. Daniela said

    Bravo, Tinslekitty! You should be working for the FBI! Damn, you nail this psycho bitch from hell every single time.

    “Well, being his friend, nothing inside me would have allowed myself to think he would cheat on her, because that wouldn’t be something my friend would do. It’s really hard when you’re too close to the situation to be clear on what you’re getting. It would be something that I really wouldn’t like to know.”

    I can’t believe this woman claims to be a psychic. She is a charlatan, and that is being kind!

  9. G-sus said

    Great post once again TK. What I wouldn’t pay to have you do the Q & A at the reunion instead of Andy.
    Once again, it’s the “editing” and “bullying” defense. Just once it would be refreshing if they would actually give specifics on what wasn’t shown on the episode that would indicated that they were in some way unfairly edited. Own it Allison, you and Camille were the bullies and now are artfully playing the victims.

    • G-sus.. I say we should poll, protest, AND BAND DOWN ANDYS DOOR to allow Tinsle face just get a jab at some reunion AT SOME TIME!!! OH GODS OF REAL HOUSEWIVES!!! PALEASE PALEEEEAASE ANSWER OUR PRAYERS!!

  10. G-sus said

    Sign me up for that petition IJS. TK would have the crazies pinned to the wall, KNOW THAT!

    • G-Sus.. I am giving you the task to hang out outside of starbucks.. poll and RECRUIT peeps to implore Andy to allow our house kitten to HOST THE SHOW!!! ok enough said.. u get the point.. 😉

  11. I appreciate the votes of confidence, my peeps, but please note that I would require two laptops with dedicated T1 lines in order to accommodate my Woogle. For I am nothing without the Woogle.

  12. G-sus said

    Oh lord IJS, that is quite the task. I gave up even trying getting my comments posted on Bravo, no less trying to push Andy out of the hosting position. But if you think I am able, I will fly out and set up a tent on 30 Rock to try and get my wish granted.
    TK, I have no doubt you would be able to handle the ladies without even crib notes written on your hand. They would be no match against your inner BS indicator.

  13. CAgirl said

    Oh Tinsel Kitty, this is just too perfect!!!! I was LAMO reading your counterpoints, and agree with everything everyone already said here. It was a great find at the end of long day. I’m sitting here chuckling to myself like a crazy person! Love it!!!

  14. Olive the other Reindeer said

    Again,,Tinsel U ROCK!!!!! I praise and bow to the the ceiling cat for your talent.
    On a bad note,,I bought my boyfriend, dad and brother those fake cigs for Christmas 😦

    But they seem to work,,I wnat them to quit smoking

  15. Dy said

    @16 Hey Olive..If it works for them.Ya know?? It’s all good!..Are they expensive?

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