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Oh Noes, Another Completely Unexpected Development in OC

Posted by tinselkitty on December 7, 2010


 

Sometimes I compare myself pre- and post-Housewives and talk to myself. If someone were to listen in it might sound like this:

“Tinselkitty, sometimes I worry about who you’ve become.”

“What do you mean, Tinselkitty?”

“Well, there are times when you seem to get caught up in Housewives schadenfreude and it’s not pretty.”

“You know what, Tinselkitty, you’re right. I don’t want to be that person. I’ll work on keeping the hardy-har monster in check and quit pointing so many fingers.”

Then there are other times. Guess which time this is.

 

Maxim's photo shoot of Heathen Barbie

Hardy-frikken-hardy-har-har, bitches! Seems Jesus isn’t so keen on letting the Bellino Barbies keep their home. Personally I think Jesus finally got fed up with Alexis changing all the original manufacturer equipment and put his omnipotent foot down.

 

Oh, but wait – there’s more. A ton more. There are leases and default notices and sale notices and tenants and so much more bitchety goodness that I’m just going to direct you right over to Real Estalker. First, though, take off all your clothes, get a glass of booze or two and grab some canned meat and/or cheese. Once you get over there you’re gonna want to dive in and roll all around in it. Oh yeah. Right there. That’s the spot. Scratch it. SCRATCH IT!

Then when you’re done you can just pop right back over here and tell us everything you think about it all. The anticipation is delicious!

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8 Responses to “Oh Noes, Another Completely Unexpected Development in OC”

  1. KurlyHairedB said

    OMG, she looks like that wife of Ice-T. The one with the huge behind. Doesn’t he own a couple of pawn shops? Maybe the church will take up a collection and help them pay their bills, looking that plastic and skeevy don’t come cheap.

  2. Rosie said

    KHB
    Lol. She needs to get dressed and go to church, but somehow I don’t think the congregation takes her too seriously either.

  3. Pixie said

    Good investigative journalism, TK!

    Love that realestalker link.

    I’m so sick of Jugs 4 Jesus and Jim Bellyflop. They are two of the most delusional hypocrites ever. I hope Bravo fires her disproportionate ass.

    Hi, Rosie and KHB .

  4. Rosie said

    Hi Pixie. 🙂

  5. BobLHead said

    I loves it!

  6. Mikki12 said

    @ #1 KHB – You’re thinking of Coco (Mrs. Ice-T) and you are right. Just the other day I saw something about “bikini butts.” Coco, of course, was featured but so was Kim Kardashian, Beyonce, and Jennifer Lopez. It may have just been the photo but Jennifer had the biggest butt of all.

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