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Teresa Giudice is now a Professor???????

Posted by tvtime101 on November 13, 2010


Ok….. I thought I just posted a “Have you seen me” Post… Well… so much for that… ok… her name is back in the media.   Wanna guess why?????  Let’s remember she’s got $$11 million dollars of debt that she may have to pay off……    She’s supporting a house the size of the garage of her sister in law..   Can you guess what she is doing now???  (No, not in the library #1 vote).

Ok, Teresa has signed up to teach.  No not anyone’s kids (thank god), but to teach a seminar in Midtown Manhattan.  The course is actually called “How To Have It All.”

This course is available January 10th 2010 and its roughly about 2 hours.  It’s focusing on how to achieve career-family balance.  Get this, “The course actually describes her as a “hero to modern women” and praises the course as must for anyone woman whose trying to “have it all.” The rest of the listing reads:

“Whether you want to get on a reality TV show, write a book, start and run a business, change careers, this inspiring evening with a woman who has 377,000 online followers will get you going in the right direction. Teresa will talk about marketing yourself, dealing with difficult people, working with the press, and she will share juicy details about what goes on behind the scenes of the Real Housewives of New Jersey.”

Did you read that last line????  It’s the only way, and I mean only way she will get people in there.  So, if your a Tri-State Resident, than you have a great opportunity to learn how to have it all.  And by having it all, we mean a husband who drives his car into a pole (than starts drinking, wink wink), a very public bankruptcy, selling yourself for a tanning salon ads for money, and a career that consists of sitting around usually eating or drinking discussing Danielle while being on camera (yea.. that’s lots of hours spent out of the house without the kids.)  Well.. if you are still interested, the fee is only $44.95 (with no processing fees or shipping and handling!)

Well, if she gets the other housewives enlisted, Danielle can teach singing & parenting classes (because she is so good at them), Bethany can teach making margarita’s that keep you skinny (because she is good that that!) Caroline can teach hairdressing and ham fights, and Kim G can teach psychology and how to get into the reality shows!
Are you interested in going????
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6 Responses to “Teresa Giudice is now a Professor???????”

  1. Mrs. Hugh Jackman said

    WTH?! Professor? That’s an insult to my mother. LOL.

    I wonder if she’ll also teach how to do the head-tilt.

  2. tvtime101 said

    I can’t believe people would pay for that…. I wonder if anyone will ask her about her bankruptcy, or if peeps are allowed to ask questions at all!

  3. mikki12 said

    I wouldn’t pay 44 cents to see this woman give a seminar. Wouldn’t it be poetic justice if she had to cancel for lack of interest?

  4. tvtime101 said

    ohhhhhhh cmon imajustsaying… i know deep down, you wanna go to witness the train-wreck that it will most likely be. who you kidding??? LOL

  5. annah said

    Who are the idiots who follow this woman? Who would pay to see this piece of garbage? I am losing hope for the human race!!!!

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