This happens to me all the time with my dang animals. They are so animalistic of the music kind. My ears bleed and the neighbor dogs go hog wild.. and then we have this. A dog trying to get an audition for American Idol and I am now $5,000.00 knee deep in expenses for grooming and ball tucking. The procedure to pin back this dogs ear's is worse than Hei […]
Well every time I have think I have seen it all, a hairy bear tells me different. If you told me a bear shits in the woods ONLY I would normally believe you but somehow I think now that Bears shits in toilets and wanted a bidet to get all fresh like the rest of us. This bear waves so frantically at the passer byes and I want to have spa time with this bear. […]
Who hasn't thought about waving around a dead friend partying all night until he turns blue while we all get our drink on while toasting our friend? NOT ME!! Who does this shit? Unless I was on many hits of acid that I saw cola's all through the night and vision of me dancing with this stiff? Hope I didn't make out with this stiff. Less more?I […]
From the “Real Housewives of Atlanta” Phaedra, Kenya, Kandi, and Cynthia are no strangers to drama, but this might be the first time they get into a catfight with a puppet. AND ITS FUNNY!
When watching the insult dog mocking both Kenya and Phaedra for their booty video’s competition and mostly Kenya’s “Gone With The Wind Fabulous” song that is so “Gone With The Wind Ghetto” performances, I was expecting a lot more banter and howling at each other but their restraint in laughing so hard to make a mockery of each other was interesting in the video. I expected a lot of high fives when each other was insulted but actually, I think Phaedra had the most constraint. SHOCKING!!!!
I do have to say that my favorite comment from the insult comic was when comparing Kenya’s style to Drag Queen’s inspiration.. hehehehe..
What happens when the Real Housewives of Atlanta expect a visit from Conan O’Brien but Triumph the “Insult Comic Dog” shows up instead?
“It must be exciting to be almost as famous as pawn shop employees,” Triumph tells reality stars Phaedra Parks, Kenya Moore, Kandi Burruss, and Cynthia Bailey.
But the demeaning dog has a soft spot for Cynthia. “You’re the classiest of the Real Housewives, which is kind of like saying you’re the smartest Kardashian,” he gushes.
But Triumph and Kenya almost throw down when he continually gets her name wrong!
“You better get your hand out of my face!” Kenya commands as Triumph’s paw starts waving around.
“That little thug dog Triumph though he was going to come in here and mess with the queen bee, but he got another thing coming because I am Gone with the Wind fabulous!” Kenya later snipes to the camera before standing up and storming off.
Triumph’s response? He sniffs Kenya’s vacated seat.
Kim Zolciak SORT OF confirmed she is leaving “The Real Housewives of Atlanta” with the following tweet after wrapping up the season reunion filming tonight. I imagine after today’s lawsuit filed by cast mates and having to put up her dukes at the reunion for only filming a few episodes while pregnant has helped her make up her mind on “To leave, or not to leave”.
It was sad to say goodbye tonight I have such good memories these last 5 yrs but I'm so excited about my future! I will be forever grateful!— Kim Zolciak-Biermann (@Kimzolciak) March 14, 2013
I am interested to know what else does Kim have in store for herself besides reality TV that will end at some point. It is very limiting to earn the big bucks off of wig wearing kind. We do know that Kim is ready to air her spin-off show on April 16th but will be looking forward to new endeavors of the NOT so wiggy kind.
Well folks! I have never seen Kandi from “The Real Housewives of Atlanta” so tardy for ANYTHING like this lawsuit she just filed against her cast mate Kim Zolciak! There have been many a discussion over whether Kim OWES Kandi some royalties for “Tardy For The Party” and it appeared that Kandi just washed her hands of the whole thing based on past Bravo blogs and reunion episodes. Now mind you, no written contract was ever documented and it appears the verbal agreement is up who says what and we thought this was all put to bed when Kandi decided to help Kim promote her song during an episode aired on 10/18/2010 “White Hot. I am not so sure if the agreement was thought to be in place at the time of this “White Party” Kim was to headline. But Kandi’s Bravo blogs may be her downfall where she concede’s to let it go and not making the best business decisions with friends and allowing Bravo to license the song free for promotion.
I am pretty sure Kandi used this song as well to highlight her talent as a music producer etc, but why now? I only hear “Watch What Happens Live” play this song anymore and the only time I hear the title of the song is when Kim has a new spin-off series name. I am pretty sure the cost of court filings, fee’s etc will be more than what she thinks she is entitled too. Kandi did put in place an agreement for producing “The Ring Dont Mean A Thing” which is why it was never released. Kim didn’t want to pay the upfront fee’s and that ended that.
I have never thought Kandi would take it this level, but I have my suspicions below.
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Want to get your chuckle on? Watch Teresa Giudice from “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” try to explain the contents/ingredients(es) of her new “Milania” hair care products. All I know is that the product makes your hair “Amazing” due to truffle oil per Teresa. Seriously, this never gets old. Someone needs to get her a teleprompter stat!
Today, “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” reunion is taping for season 3 but remember Radaronline said it was already filmed and reported on, wait for it.. AUGUST 7 2012!!!! What about these juicy bits:
“Taylor Armstrong was forced to watch footage in which she was extremely intoxicated, and she again, vehemently denied that she has a drinking problem. Taylor refused to dish on the new man in her life and got extremely defensive when Brandi Glanville, criticized her for dating so soon after Russell’s suicide.”
Well folks, Money can buy you some new hair and LuAnn has done just that! I have been looking at the polls and the majority of the pollsters are not digging LuAnn’s new look. Well a girl can always try right? Lets try a few polls to see how you all think about some of LuAnn’s latest endeavors..
Real Housewives of Atlanta‘s Kim Zolciak gives Life & Style an exclusive first look at her new son! “It’s unimaginable — I’m so blessed, so lucky,” the star gushes to Life & Style about her first son, Kroy Jagger, or K.J., as the family affectionately call him. “I’m just so crazy in love with K.J. – I’m always kissing his big old lips.”
Kim and her partner, Atlanta Falcons defensive end Kroy Biermann, welcomed their bundle of joy into the world on May 31. “The actual delivery itself was very private, very personal,” Kim reveals to Life & Style. “To be in such a happy place with Kroy there, it was definitely very emotional. It couldn’t have been more perfect.”
Has Kelsey Grammer‘s ex-wife Camille Grammer been ordered in their divorce settlement to shut up about their painful split and calm down on “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills”?
After hitting the jackpot in her recent divorce settlement with the “Frasier” star — and facing a custody battle for their kids — Camille has returned to the show’s second-season tapings “subdued.”
So much so that Bravo producers are finding her character — which provided a lot of the crazy entertainment in Season 1 — “really boring,” according to sources, one of whom added, “Producers have told Camille she has to start being more interesting and causing more drama.”
Melissa – sister-in-law to “Real Housewife” Teresa Giudice – told Billy Bush and Kit Hoover on Friday’s Access Hollywood Live that she considered leaving the series after a fight broke out at her son’s baptism reception.
“That was crazy!” she said of the fracas that started after her husband, Joe Gorga, called his sister Teresa “garbage,” which incensed Teresa’s husband, Joe Giudice, and led to the massive brawl featured on the show’s season premiere.
“It was sad,” Melissa continued. “It’s obviously not because Teresa came over and said hello. It’s deep, it’s deep and I think you’re going to see play out on the rest of the show.”
The new “Housewife” claimed she doesn’t want to be a wedge between her husband and his sister.
“I do not want Teresa and [my husband] Joe to be apart,” she told Billy and Kit. “I want them to be together and I’m kind of stuck between a brother and a sister who are having this quarrel… This happens in everyone’s families. How many people get along wonderfully with their sister-in-laws? I don’t know many!”
Why there was ever a doubting question mark on Bethenny Getting Married? is up for debate, though one might blame those pesky, undermining Real Housewives castmates. One of the great hilarities of the show was watching Frankel — youngest, skinniest, arguably prettiest, her career advancing by the minute — bullied mercilessly by women who were forced to renew vows, restock closets and redecorate to garner equal camera time. Informed breezily by Ramona Singer that best friend Jill Zarin only liked her because she liked to root for the “underdog,” Frankel incredulously told the cameras, “I hadn’t realized I was this deformed, undateable human being.” When Frankel was chosen for the cover of Social Life magazine, former model Countess LuAnn de Lesseps’ well-placed dart — “Are they going to airbrush you?” — hit home. Visibly rattled, Frankel tried vainly to pry an apology out of this blithe Cruella over an excruciating lunch. The ingenue couldn’t see garden-variety jealousy when it smacked her with her own rising star. But viewers (and savvy producers) could.
Less than two weeks ago on Bravo television, The Real Housewives of New York City took a risky ride on a couple of all-terrain vehicles (ATVs). In a scene that lasted for less than 45 seconds, the characters managed to misuse the vehicles in numerous ways. They—and worse, their children—were at a greater risk of injury and potentially death because they lacked helmets, rode tandem and allowed children to drive and ride two abreast as passengers behind the driver.
From 2004 through 2008, there was an estimated annual average of 864 ATV-related deaths in the United States and 141,080 emergency-room-treated injuries. This five-year period consisted of an annual average of 142 reported deaths of children under the age of sixteen. Of those injured in that time period, 40,420 were under the age of sixteen. For this reason, we recommend against the use of ATVs by children as either drivers or passengers.
That’s why we’ve been able to put the kibosh on bullying in no time flat, ensuring that it never became an epidemic. Right after I publish this I’m going to call Dan Savage and tell him he can cool it with the It Gets Better series. Nene says she’s not a bully, therefore, it must be so. The hippies have finally won.
An Atlanta Blog who has said to have insider information may have scooped or obtained rumors that Kim Zolciak and NeNe Leaks are in talks with Bravo for their own individual reality shows ala Bethenny Frankel. Fact or fiction? Only time will tell. Here are some of the excerpts:
Bravo is in talks with Kim Zolciak and NeNe Leakes to do spin-off shows, according to two sources who are familiar with the negotiations but not authorized to talk about them.
Kim’s show would be about her life with Falcons defensive end Kroy Biermann and her new baby, due soon.
NeNe’s show would be about her efforts to break into Hollywood after moving to Los Angeles later this year.
But if these two shows are to come to fruition, Bravo would also like to keep at least one on the “Real Housewives” show. Kim and NeNe are arguably the most prominent stars on the cast after three seasons.
Production for season four of “Real Housewives of Atlanta” started earlier this month, including a baby shower for Kim.
At least one new cast member is being considered, just in case Kim and/or NeNe leave the show for good. Bethenny Frankel of “Real Housewives of New York” fame left that show and was able to parlay her fame and brand into her own Bravo show “Bethenny Ever After.”
Right now, Atlanta is the most popular of them all, averaging close to four million viewers per week per new episode.
A Bravo spokeswoman has not responded to an email today.
Now that I think about it, I bet Kim’s looking for a bigger place to live because she’s run out of wall space in the townhouse for all her photos. Someone should get in touch with our lady of the wig and let her know that she’s only six months along. I wouldn’t want her getting excited for something that is clearly not going to happen for a few months yet. Unless she induces early, that is.