Blogger – The Really Old Housewives of Manatee County Legal Battle With Kim G! **UPDATE More pics of ROH Gnomes!
Posted by ImaJustSaying on February 11, 2011
My Twitter friend RealOldHouswife (ROH) and Blogger buddy of The Really Old Housewives of Manatee County appears to be a charming and sweet woman living in a 50+ community in Florida and has found herself in a legal battle with none other than the wrinkled puss of Kim G from Real Housewives of New Jersey. You remember Kim G right? She is the old lady in stripper pumps and booty shorts trying to climb that pole and the official shit pot stirrer for all things NJ? (Allegedly) <— Just in case I get a letter now too..
No, this is not a joke, no need to clean off your glasses, Kim G is trying to strong arm our sweet ol lady friend into removing a blog post of hers due to locals of Kim G’s neighborhood commenting on a ROH blog post and claiming to have personal information and sharing it. It appears there must be some truth to some of the comments if Kim G’s granny panties are wedged so deep, that she hired an investigator and an attorney to identify her name and location and send her a ‘cease and desist’ letter and possibly threatens the ownership of her triple wide trailer. I wonder if the ol lady garden gnomes and signs are in her sights as well.
I believe it was this particular post <—– that got the panties wadded up DEEP!! Particular names have been removed but you can assume the XXX’s are you know who. ROH had so many interesting comments all over her recaps of RHoNJ and decided to make a single post with all the claims!! Oops.. bad idea
ROH has made an appointment to seek legal counsel and with all her twitter fans and support has decided to flip off the threat of “I will buy all your furniture and sell it for charity” possibilities. Her blog posts are hysterical and its a must read.
Her latest blog posting is below.
Based on what was said in the letter from your lawyer and by my calculations, my time will be up this coming Monday. Actually, I don’t think that’s fair. My ten business days should have started on the date I signed for the certified letter. I don’t have an electronic cigarette that gives me psychic powers like Allison DuBois, so I had no idea until last Friday that you don’t like my blog. But okay, I won’t quibble about a few days.
Over the weekend I’m going to get my roots touched up, give myself a new pedicure, and shop for a really cute new mumu and flip flops. I want to look my best when you send Dog the Bounty Hunter to round me up and haul my ass to court. That reminds me, I need a favor from you- could you call and give me a head’s up a few hours before you have me picked up? I’m assume you have my phone number since you went to the trouble to get my name and home address (I was just wondering if I’m on your Christmas card list now that you have my address. I need to know if I should add you to mine. I hate it when someone sends me a holiday card and I haven’t sent them one, don’t you?). So what do you say to giving me a little warning? I’ll return the favor by blogging all the updates regarding our little legal squabble.
I should probably send you a picture of the mumu I’ll be wearing to court. Lordy, wouldn’t it be embarrassing if we showed up wearing the same thing? I would die! I hope I have enough time to lose 10 lbs before we appear in court. I’m seriously starting a diet Monday. Yes, I’ve been saying that for months, but this has gotten me motivated. I know the camera adds pounds and I’m already a good 15-20 lbs over my ideal weight. Have you found it hard to control your weight after menopause? I never had any problem with my weight until then, but it’s been a struggle ever since. Do you diet or work out to keep your weight down? Probably both, huh? We should do lunch during a court break so we can compare notes.
One good thing that’s come from your threatening letter is how we tweeters and hobby bloggers have united. Beth Donahue-Weedman made a video of her chat with a lawyer here and LilSnitch wrote an open letter to Bravo here. Oh, and I almost forgot Malibu Eve is organizing a letter writing campaign. So much going on, but I’ll be sure and post updates so you can keep up with all that’s going on.
I was just asking Isabella if she was worried about you getting possession of her when you sue me. Evidently she isn’t because she barely opened her eyes, rolled over and went back to sleep. Ahhhh… to be as worry free as a dog… Isn’t that the life?Very Truly Yours,Real Old Housewife (ROH)
Garden gnome paparazzi waiting to get the controversial shot!!
I think this is a likeness of ROM. Or so he thinks….
Thats all I could recover for now.. I am still working on saving my memory chip and If I can restore the remaining pictures, I will post as soon as possible..
SAVE THE GNOMES!!!!